Hot Chicks With Douche Bags

11:57 am February, 4 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

The next morning double-fisting Amy Chen woke up with a vague recollection of what had occurred that night…….and a bleeding rectum. A bleeding rectum I says.

12:39 pm February, 4 DoucheyWallnuts said...

It’s not a party until the stereotypical Asian Bleeth with the blonde highlights doing body shots shows up.
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Also, the girl I’ve previous post for HOH Face Division.

1:32 pm February, 4 Guid is Good said...

Marty McFluffin’s job at the arm tanning salon was going well Who’s laughing now?

1:38 pm February, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Asian chicks have large darkish nipples and smell a bit like B.O. in my historical experience.

2:05 pm February, 4 Vin Douchal said...

Exactly the tanlines you get pushing a Toro around for a living. An honorable profession, no beef there.
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But when you hit the town acting like $17 Stinger shots aren’t going slice into your ramen and Diet Shasta Grapefruit™ regimine for the week, well you’re a douche. Son

4:53 pm February, 4 Wheezer said...

Amy Chen is holding a couple of different blends of Mr. White’s “home brew.”
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One of them makes me wonder about Mr. White’s health these days. McFluffin will pound it, however, since it looks like a huge fuccen shot, bro.

4:54 pm February, 4 The Dude (remote loc) said...

wow, that guy from Jackass can still pull the shot-hotties.

9:43 pm February, 4 DarkSock said...

Turd Pellet = awesome band name.

9:43 pm February, 4 DarkSock said...

HEY…..
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Where’d Mr. White go?