Monday, November 11, 2013

Hawk Assholio Lights Melanie's Candle

GayPierre

Melanie’s older sister, Joan, felt a sudden surge of regret as she realized that they should’ve vacationed in Niagara Falls instead.

Hawk Assholio felt a surge as well.

But it was probably just his custom pocket rocket.

# posted by douchebag1
11:34 am November, 11 DadBag said...

Mom? MOM??

11:39 am November, 11 Charles Douchewin said...

Sure. There’s also local org here in Ontario, but Canadians nationwide are pickin’ up what DB1’s been layin’ down:

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http://www.alpacainfo.ca/

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They had me at “Discover the alternative Livestock”.

11:46 am November, 11 Charles Douchewin said...

This is sweet.

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Nobody DOES Mother/Daughter bachelorette parties anymore.

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Plus, this guy’s hover hand is above-average awkward. Or is he caught mid-move, about to close in for a handful?

12:00 pm November, 11 DarkSock said...

I’ll see your Potato Chip Hitler,and raise you a Hirohito Frito.

12:01 pm November, 11 DarkSock said...

Wasn’t this the elf that wanted to be a dentist?

12:07 pm November, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She’s so short she gives blow jobs on her shins.

12:09 pm November, 11 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

TOUCH MY MONKEY!

12:37 pm November, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...
12:56 pm November, 11 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I thought these pictures were taken to make people want to go to Vegas! not think it’s like Bratislava.

8:22 pm November, 11 Guid is Good said...

Being a Tuesday, It’s safe to assume Mom is packing the strap-on tonight.

10:03 pm November, 11 The Dude said...

Cañadians. Dåmñ.

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