Wednesday, November 14, 2012

HCwDB Gets a New Sponsor!

The following email just came in:

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Hello Editor,

We are interested in placing the ad in you paper and online Could you please give a cost for 6 weeks. payment:by credit card

Seeks Employees ACCOUNTS RECEIVABLE/PAYROLL/BOOKKEEPER part time workers Plus Good Computer Skills, If you are interested or would like further information, please contact: walker1908@gmail.com

Thanks

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Seems legit. What could go wrong?

# posted by douchebag1
10:01 am November, 14 Troy Tempest said...

He needs Double Plus Good Computer Skills.

10:01 am November, 14 Vin Douchal said...

What could go wrong is you may end up working for Benzino

10:17 am November, 14 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Check out that email address. I’m 98% certain that is Chuck Norris emailing you. The Thousand Years of Darkness is upon us.

12:02 pm November, 14 Vin Douchal said...

Greatness in Unusual Places Dept:

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12:28 pm November, 14 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Is that Benzino with Nancy Sinatra?

12:28 pm November, 14 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

^ That was fuccen awesome.

12:28 pm November, 14 Wheezer said...

It’s only legit if they’re from Nigeria. Good thing you didn’t accept, Boss…..or did you?

12:41 pm November, 14 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Funny thing is that’s the same email address from the former Nigerian Finance Minister who contacted me last week. He had $1.5 million U.S. dollars that he had taken from the ruthless dictatorship before he fled the country and he just needed my bank acccount number and he is transferring the money into my account and we are going to split it. I’m still waiting for the transfer, should be any day now. He must need some employees also.

1:32 pm November, 14 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

2:35 pm November, 14 Douchble Helix said...

Great thread!

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Farm boys.

3:21 pm November, 14 DarkSock said...

@ D.W. –

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If it’s not Nancy Sinatra then it’s Debbie Hairy.

9:17 pm November, 14 Troy Tempest said...

The look on his face is “That awkward moment when you’re embracing some hott to trot bleeth and you realise you just cut a wet juicy fart and you can feel the wetness of the poop coated underpants sticking to your butt.”

12:44 am November, 15 Stephanie said...

I’m thinking you shouldn’t contact this person,since they cannot write. “placing the ad in you paper”. Details,asshole.

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