Thursday, September 5, 2013

Semi-employed Ned Unbuttons Tablecloth Shirt, Scores Hottie Jewess Rachel

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Semi-Employed Ned likes to mock conformity by wearing a mass produced “Obey” baseball cap with his clone-like adouchrements.

Hottie Jewess Rachel dips apples in honey for Rosh Hashanah. Which is a euphemism for the sex.

# posted by douchebag1
12:43 pm September, 5 Wheezer said...

When I can pick my tongue up off the floor, I may be able to complement Rachel on her wonderful hottness and boobies.

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Nah, screw it – I’ll just sit here and drool.

12:55 pm September, 5 DoucheyWallnuts said...

My favorites for Douch/Bleeth Couple of the Year.

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I would love to anoint her with my turgidness whilst reciting Kol Nidre on Kol Nidre.

1:14 pm September, 5 Vin Douchal said...

WOW…. fucking WOW!
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This chick should be doing the weather on Telemundo with that assemblage. Wow…. fucking WOW!

1:26 pm September, 5 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Hottie Jewess Rachel’s honey pot actually taste like honey. Fact.

1:28 pm September, 5 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Hottie Jewess Rachel’s bust to hips ratio is so perfect, scientist use it to calibrate their instruments. Fact.

1:32 pm September, 5 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Hottie Jewess Rachel’s breast are so perfectly round and supple that I just splooged my shorts. Fact.

1:42 pm September, 5 killdoucher said...

I’d rim her!

2:03 pm September, 5 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d have a devil baby with her, mince the placenta with pectin, and titty fuck her with the afterbirth smeared on her torso.

2:26 pm September, 5 Douchble Helix said...

She so hotta/He gets a notta.

2:44 pm September, 5 The Dude said...

He’s nottadouche, but he sure is trying to “look the look”.

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She gets much more attention from The Dude.

2:45 pm September, 5 Douche Wayne said...

Ben Assfleck sure pulls some quality tail.

2:47 pm September, 5 jonezy said...

I learned from Jeopardy! this week, that pattern is called Gingham.

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I’d Gingham Style her everything.

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Daaaayyyummm girl!

2:50 pm September, 5 hermit said...

Her boobs seem sturdy and structurally sound, butressed with antihistamine and blow pops. They seem to be moving, with great effort against each other, straining the stainless steel macrame snap ring to its limits.

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He spanks his monkey with turnip greens.

2:57 pm September, 5 jonezy said...

^ also, gyroscope was in one of the answers on the same episode.

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I think Trebek may be a reg on here…

3:02 pm September, 5 The Dude said...

Hottie Jewess Rachel has a fascinating tan line, by which I mean I stared at this pic instead of working.

3:04 pm September, 5 The Dude said...

Early Friday Haiku:

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Ned wants to put the

Gyroscope in her butt, but

She likes the real deal

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Son

4:31 pm September, 5 The Dude said...

Look at my Haiku

I made the same money as

I did on the job

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Early Haiku Masterbeast

4:33 pm September, 5 The Dude said...

Rachel can’t stand when

Guys stare at her tits unless

they pay good money

6:13 pm September, 5 Crucial Head said...

I am ignoring Paul MacWalker Jr., and instead taking a turn at my meat wheel… fastly and furiously milking would-be Crucial Head Jr.’s into this Kleenex whilst gandering them Posh Roshanahs.

6:19 pm September, 5 Crucial Head said...

Posh Hosannahs?

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I says.

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Or shoulda said?

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Or shouldn’t say?

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I am so confused.

7:35 pm September, 5 The Dude said...

Rosh Poshannahs

8:58 pm September, 5 The Dude said...

The Dude likes the ‘Potato Chip Hitler’ category.

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2023 material there

9:13 pm September, 5 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

amabO is to smart as Queen Latifah is to nice smelling.

5:40 am September, 6 Douchble Helix said...

Upon further review… long sleeves and a white belt at a beach party…

6:23 am September, 6 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I object to DB1 claiming Rachel as a member of his tribe when there is not one iota of supporting evidence. To my trained eye she appears to be some kind of Asian Mulatto (respect), and to my trained eye I mean my Jizz Sptting Eye.

6:29 am September, 6 Douche Wayne said...

Smiling next to you

in Silent Turgidity

Oh Rosh Hashanah

6:36 am September, 6 I R A Darth Aggie said...

I gotta go with a provisional notta here. And by provisional, I mean “leave the hott in my bedroom and all will be forgiven. Son.”

7:07 am September, 6 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Wasn’t Silent Turgidity a hit by Queensryche?

8:58 am September, 6 DarkSock said...

I would like to have The Sex wit’ her and her Assemblage.

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Assemblage, Vin says

10:32 am September, 6 Dr Magnifico said...

Far too many douchessories occurring to grant a notta. And I concur with Wallnuts re. DB1’s claim of Rachel being a tribeswoman; no supporting evidence. However on the subj. of support, those jugs probably wouldn’t drop an iota once released from their holders. Plus they’d make a good cock holster.

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