Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Tiny Dancer Maria Continues to Make Poor Life Choices

TDM Boobs are to Overchoads as:

A. Blue Light is to mosquitoes

B. HoHos are to the DB1

C. dark matter is to the red shift

D. All of the above

E. Boobs

# posted by douchebag1
5:55 pm January, 31 DoucheyWallnuts said...

E!

6:24 pm January, 31 army (ret) douche said...

E cup

6:36 pm January, 31 baffomet said...

Orange E!

6:38 pm January, 31 DarkSock said...

Bulbous

6:54 pm January, 31 Douchble Helix said...

T. No, D. M.

7:00 pm January, 31 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Bewbs.

7:06 pm January, 31 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

I’m afraid, as hott as TDM is, there is no force known to man that can prevent the eventual Bleething out. There’s life in the fast lane, then there is life facing oncoming traffic at 105mph in a rocket powered unicycle without a helmet.

7:24 pm January, 31 ehcuodouche said...

Oompa booba loopity boob. I’ve got another puzzle for you. Oompa booba boobade de. If you are wise you’ll listen to me.

What do you get when you have some D-cups? Then go to the club that is full of douche schlups. You’ll get attention from guys with gold chains. Wristdanas, bad tatts and no brains. Wearing lots of Ed Hardy.

7:25 pm January, 31 Nancy Dreuche said...

@McCrudeshoes, so does that mean you want me to stop searching for those full frontal pics of Ms. Maria. I feel like I’m so close to cracking that case wide open. So close. I haven’t stopped working on it since we last spoke of it. Day and night, night and day. I must have sent like 100 individually crafted email request to her email account. She def belongs in the HOH. I don’t know what’s taking so long. Back in the day she would have been in two days after her first appearance. Ah look at me, waxing all nostalgic and shit. Does anyone remember Samurai Scrote? Anyone? And where the hell is FLYTEETH?

7:26 pm January, 31 The Dude said...

Ed Hardly

7:27 pm January, 31 troy tempest said...

Now, I know there’s one thing TDM has never experienced and that’s some guy sliding his peen tween her bewbies and then blasting spooge all over her face. I bet that has never happened to her. Ever. Not once.

7:31 pm January, 31 Edith Anne Tarbox of Dripping Springs Tx said...

e=mctitties

7:32 pm January, 31 Nostradouchus said...

Lots of orange in this photo.

7:40 pm January, 31 soy bomb said...

Boobs = The reason why sunglasses were invented, as Chumley on the left there is so kind to demonstrate. Scotty on the right, for some reason, is demonstrating for us why one should never visit SuperCuts®.

7:48 pm January, 31 Wedgie said...

Nice evening wear. You can tell they enforce a very strict dress code at Club Naranja.

7:57 pm January, 31 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

@Dreuche: absolutelyfuckingnot. I’m still up for naked TDM.

8:02 pm January, 31 Nancy Dreuche said...

@McCrudeshoes, back to the ol’ grindstone then. It’s a good thing I’m a bit of a work horse. DarkSock, that is not an invitation.

9:04 pm January, 31 Stephanie said...

Posing with ugly men makes her more orange.

9:18 pm January, 31 Mr. Biggs said...

I’m sorry was there a quiz? Boobs.

@ehcuodouche, nice oompa loompa verse.

9:28 pm January, 31 Et Tu Douche? said...

TDM Boobs are to Overchoads as: Rev Chad is weed?

9:29 pm January, 31 Et Tu Douche? said...

TDM Boobs are to Overchoads as: Darksock is to recreational boating?

9:30 pm January, 31 Et Tu Douche? said...

TDM Boobs are to Overchoads as: John Largeman is to cheeseburgers?

9:31 pm January, 31 Et Tu Douche? said...

TDM Boobs are to Overchoads as: Beinlich is to deepfrying?

9:32 pm January, 31 Et Tu Douche? said...

TDM Boobs are to Overchoads as: Chestbrah is to Zzzzzzz?

9:33 pm January, 31 Et Tu Douche? said...

TDM Boobs are to Overchoads as: Vegas is to poolbaggery?

9:34 pm January, 31 Et Tu Douche? said...

And of course E, Boobs

9:35 pm January, 31 Scrotewank Jones and the furry furry Douchetrots said...

I would give her everything I own, just to have her spit on me, and say bad things about my mother. I always find it most attractive when I can’t tell what ethnicity a gal is.

9:36 pm January, 31 Et Tu Douche? said...

TDM Boobs are to Overchoads as: Sansui AU amps are to Polk Monitors.

9:38 pm January, 31 Et Tu Douche? said...

Scrotewank Jones and the furry furry Douchetrots @9.35PM FTW

10:04 pm January, 31 Guid is Good said...

I’d like to stick my candle in her wind.

11:33 pm January, 31 tall guy said...

TDM is alright, but there’s an awful lot of fuss made about her. Once the starch bomb explodes she’ll be such a hambeast.

And Dreuche, I don’t quite get your fascination with her. The way you refer to her anyone would be forgiven for thinking that you’ve quite the crush on her and yet, in my head, I still want to do you.

Confused.

12:01 am February, 1 soy bomb said...

I’m not the biggest fan of TDM. Sure, she has a kickin’ bod, but her face sucks, her smile blows and her cheecks fellatiate, uhm, ehr…wat was my problem, again?

12:13 am February, 1 Jacques Doucheteau said...

E.

.

And by E, I mean Eeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! Boobs not a though provoking response do evoke. Just a high pitched squeal from the all the high-friction spit-less pole thrashing I’m currently subjecting myself to.

1:45 am February, 1 Scrotewank Jones and the furry furry Douchetrots said...

Her face is next to prefect. An early entry for Hottsest Hott of the year. I’d stab a puppy for dame who looked like that.

2:00 am February, 1 Wheezer said...

Boobies.

.

Yes.

4:16 am February, 1 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Smirk on rightmost douche makes me want to take off my shoe and Krushchev cute furry animals. I want to tie him to a wheelbarrow and roll him down a steep hill into a pit of alligators.

4:41 am February, 1 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

The years have not been kind to the guy from Los Lobos.

6:10 am February, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d like to brush her teeth.

6:38 am February, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d like to unclog her drain.

6:39 am February, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d like to Vlad her Impaler.

6:39 am February, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d like to cut a hole in her side anf fuck her guts. What?

6:55 am February, 1 Dan said...

I’m with Nancy. She belongs in the Hall of Hott, stat.

6:58 am February, 1 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

@Rev., it’s a little early for sado-sexual tortureporn, isn’t it?

7:07 am February, 1 Charles Douchewin said...

@ Rev @ 6:39b

.

This practice exists in nature – though inefective with humans – and is called traumatic insemination.

7:08 am February, 1 Doucheywallnuts said...

TDM is fine looking. Might be HOH. Although I am not too particular on what body part I’d like to ejaculate on.

7:21 am February, 1 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

@Wallnuts, I think the gates to the HoH are closed. Maybe there is limited seating. Personally, I’d eliminate some inductees to make room for TDM. Bag Islanders Bikini Hott or Sue-Ellen aren’t worthy to spray bronzer onto TDM’s cleavite.

7:38 am February, 1 Nancy Dreuche said...

@tall guy, As an avid follower of the site I’m fascinated with how long its taking to put her in the HOH. She’s no uggo and she has shown more than the usual required allotment of skin. You gotta admit, back in the old days she would have been in way sooner. And you should probably stick with the German chick, I’m a bit of a player. Not worth the inevitable frustration.

7:39 am February, 1 RAPETIME said...

Somebody didn’t get enough attention from daddy.

9:08 am February, 1 Wedgie said...

^Hey, where’s the fuccen clock, you lazy bastage?

10:05 am February, 1 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I’ll bet if she took off that below-the-shoulder-boulder-holder those titties would flop down to about her knees with the accompanying sound of a couple of still-born calves hitting a marble floor.

10:24 am February, 1 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

That rack looks exceptional in this pic. Dr. B, if they fell to the floor I’d be happy to pick them back up and hold them up for hours.

10:28 am February, 1 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

@ Dr. Bunsen, I dunna think so. I think that’s a pushup type bra, which she doesn’t need, and it only succeeds in adding some extra padding to the sideboob and detracting from their already perfect shape. Have you forgotten: http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/TDM_Front1.jpg

10:50 am February, 1 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

^ Bewbs in this pic seem distorted and we don’t know how long ago the pick in your link was taken. Gravity is a harsh mistress.

11:27 am February, 1 Jacques Doucheteau said...

I would go into a more in depth dissertation on qualifying attributes that support introduction into the Hall of Hott, but my dick’s pretty raw after running the “Tiny Dancer Maria” search.

11:32 am February, 1 tall guy said...

I’m with Doc Bunsen re. gravity & her titties. They’re also starting to part company with one tittie going East & one tittie going West.

12:16 pm February, 1 DouchYouWannaDance said...

Douchal Lewis & Clark posing with Poke-a-hot-ass.

Nice.

1:09 pm February, 1 Eponymous Douche said...

A career in porn awaits our young ingenue…please God, a career in porn for this young ingenue.

1:09 pm February, 1 Douche Springsteen said...

She may be orange, but I still think she belongs in the HoH.

And so what if gravity is taking a toll on her breasts? So many comments on this site deride women for aftermarket bolt-on breasts. TDM clearly does not have any enhancement and it’s only natural that they won’t stay pointing upwards forever. We’re not 22 forever. As if any of you dudes would be grossed out if she unleashed them and mashed them into your face.

Also, the faces of these two dudes should have been carved into the marble basins of Roman vomitoriums to help induce spewage between rounds of gorging at big feasts.

4:57 pm February, 1 Bret Easton Douchis said...

If they turn any more orange, do they begin to melt?

6:56 am February, 2 Willie said...

AGREED! HoH for sure. Some of the best breastises I’ve seen in awhile.

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