Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Benzino and the Woo Hotts get ready for the 2012 Douchie Awards

Yup. That’s Pink Popped Collar.

The way it had to be.

If I can figure a calendar out, I believe the 2012 Douchies’ll start in about two weeks. A stripped down, quiet affair. Less awards, but more potency. Something like that.

Benzino’s already phoning it in.

And then phoning it in with a vase/shoe thingy.

And then phoning it in with a grilled cheese.

That’s how the playahs roll, kids.

If y’all want to contribute an award, drop me a line. Don’t cost nuthin’.

# posted by douchebag1
7:20 am November, 27 Charles Douchewin said...

That’s it!

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I’m setting up a parallel site to siphon off these Benzino pics.

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Watch for: http://www.hotchickswithBenzino.com

7:21 am November, 27 Charles Douchewin said...

^ huh. WordPress automatically made that a link…

7:41 am November, 27 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Tranny Alert! Tranny Alert!

7:43 am November, 27 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Watch for http://hotchickswithBenzinoWhoReallySucksDick.com

7:43 am November, 27 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Hey I like that!^

7:44 am November, 27 DoucheyWallnuts said...

http://HotTrannieswithDouchebags.com

7:46 am November, 27 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Benzino has the upper body of a 12-year old girl who has yet to reach the onset of Menarche. Menarche, I says.

8:26 am November, 27 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Has anyone consulted with the animals? Is this what the Germans are concerned with? Does this mean no more trips to Deutchland for Plinky and his mom?

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http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/world/germany-to-ban-sex-with-animals-report/story-fnddckzi-1226524544281

8:48 am November, 27 Charles Douchewin said...

^Jumping Jebus on a pogo stick, DoucheyWallnuts!

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Message to the people of Earth: You’ve clearly won the “Craziest animal on the planet” contest – please stop competing.

9:34 am November, 27 Vin Douchal said...

Photo of Benzino in the pink popper is after he ate that grilled cheese. Dispeptic and gas-y

10:28 am November, 27 creature said...

Bustiers by new hot vegas boutique, ‘Hoover Dayyammm!’

11:13 am November, 27 FoghornLeghorn said...

That’s the largest mass of breasts ever assembled in one place. Ever.

12:10 pm November, 27 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Mary Mammageddon phoned, and would like to dispute FoghornLeghorn’s statement.

2:11 pm November, 27 Guid is Good said...

You wouldn’t say that the 2012 Douchies are a wide open field. My bookie stopped taking my calls weeks ago. Not even a giant Stackhousian performance can deny Benzino his destiny.

2:30 pm November, 27 Wheezer said...

[Germany to ban sex with animals: report]

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Will Germany build a wall to keep Mississippi Gulf Coast horses out of their country?

2:46 pm November, 27 Guid is Good said...

Germany. It’s not all Mercedes-Benz assembly lines and Octoberfest you know.

5:03 pm November, 27 Douchble Helix said...

“You can’t stop Benzito. You can only hope to contain him.”

7:09 pm November, 27 Scooby Douche said...

I’m guessing Benzino’s “size” doesn’t take much to contain……

9:10 pm November, 27 Stephanie said...

Standing with these “women” does not make you straight.

11:48 pm November, 27 Little Willie said...

Despite hanging out with trannies pink shirt still looks like he’d rather be tossing salad and polishing head.

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