Secretly Stern
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Friday, February 4, 2005
YoBro tells Pia to stop staring into the microwave
10 degree hat tilt? Check.
Douchie wrist acoutrement? Check.
Stupid $200 sh!t-wrapper of a t-shirt? Check
Smug millennial trust-fund scowl for his brah’s Instagram? Check.
Fish-Slap demeanor? Chickity-Check. Yo.
Check, please.
Sweetie, you can do better. It’s written in that sniff-poo look on your pretty mug.
But you choose not to. Hence we mock.
Tuesday, January 25, 2005Natasha and Viktor are disappointed
Not everyone is happy that the Hot Chicks with Douchebags mocking of all things baggish persists…
