Saturday, January 1, 2005
Bonus Haiku Round: Smells like spleen spirit
What is going through
Club Hottie’s mind right now, folks?
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“Dear Lord!”, thought Darlene,
His breath smells like Chris Farley
Farted through a carp…
Good timing. Waiting
For plumber to fix my cock.
Ball valve is spraying.
She’s has the palsy
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.
It puts the beard in
The basket or it gets the
Hose. The hipster hose.
2005
Was the year my construction
Company imploded.
Winter’s like this cause
Mild insanity. Winter’s
Bone shrinks a little.
I’m gonna have to
Get my passport to go down
And eat some turtle.
Biloxi style
Fuck off Matthew Broderick
Horse face Jew Fucker.
Does Dark Sock still have
A boat. I hear double ex
Alimony sucks balls.
She just saw him suck
A festering penis with
Massive porn style load.
As the Official
Site DJ I present to
You shit from the past.
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Fucking dots!
She tensed for the kiss
With a wet sticky plop
Her uterus fell
New Age dentist, Joel
Sucks molar through Angie’s cheek
Leaves a bloody hole
Good movie clips this year
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I know that look. It means, “I want more tongue!”
Her eyes say “No”, but…
Her mouth utters something else:
“Where’s my Rape Whistle?”
It’s the salt sucking
monster from Star Trek! Except
this one sucks your poo.
Staring at the beast,
She had only one question:
“Suck me while I poo?”
Spock lip melds with salt
Thing, hearing “Jim, I’m a rapist
Not a herpster, Son.”
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Ugly? Bad breath? No.
Then why does she grimace so?
She just watched Shrek porn.
This poor guy can’t wait
For her roofies to kick in
Early douche? No cooch
Just one question, Jacques:
So Ernest Borgnine was Shrek?
And why is he green?
As per usual Dark Sock M.O., there’s another layer of time space warp.
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Can you find it?
Many universe
HCwDB gives me
Desire to turn on.
“Oh my God! His beard,
It smells like my mother’s twat
And my fist and wrist!
She makes the doodies
As he goes in for the kiss;
A Muddy Third Base
Biff’s halitosis
Elicits Gran Mal Seizure
So, is it Date Rape?
Accosting re-tárds
Is the only way Biff
Can get any tail
With all this great stuff
How can he shut down the site?
Crap and re-tárd jokes
I would cleave his skull
With a rusty War Hammer
Because of that hat
Secret meeting place
For the Douche Mock Underground
Where is everyone?
She soils her thong
As Biff puts tongue in her ear
And sprouts a renoB
The cold eats slowly
At the soul. Short days make the
Way of the Beast..Son
Springs rejoinder sets
A young mans fancy to fail.
He says “Stoned Stoned Stooooned.”
The rumbling in her
Gut manifests itself as
Crap as he plants kiss
Shreck Porn gives nightmares
To full grown men and kills the
RenoBs for a week
Thanks for coming to the wake Douchey. The flowers were beautiful.
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She’s with the Catholic God now.
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Briefcase now fully loaded with everything to fill in the quiet times, the times being going to HCwDB. I’m much more productive and my pain has gone away for a few days, yet my routine seems focused and direct. And by focused and direct, I mean Mrs. Kroeger doing me backwardslike with her cute old flabby asshole pucker, Son.
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I never laughed so hard as when I took control of the site for about an hour posting random retarded pictures.
Yes, but was it hissing?
The Rev, lucid, scares me….Well somewhat lucid. Son.
Watched “Blue Bloods” tonight.
Need brain transfusion. Selleck
Makes me smoke Magnums.
She makes her “O” Face
As in “Oh no, another
Douche is kissing me.”
A fart by any
Other name would still smell like
His festering breath
Doing it wrong, Dave
is used to inflating his
many blowup dolls.
One poses question
Will tomorrow morning bring
us a new haiku
Hot Chicks With The Rev
Hermit, Douchey, Jacques and Sock
Is a lot of fun
The Friday haiku
distills the essence of mock.
What say you, DarkSock?
Friday without ‘ku
Like limp penis in presence
Of Kate Upton, Son.
I haven’t got drunk
Since this website got put in
The Gyroscope Hole.
The Monkey Hole is
In the basket. Ah fuck it!
I’m out of baskets.
Anybody know of
Any fun sites around here.
The Dirty sucks bag.
What happened with VIPissy.com?
Don’t go to TheChive
It’s the gayest site ever
And not in good way
This is fun…
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