Hot Chicks With Douche Bags

2:41 am May, 2 DoucheyWallnuts Sporting Wood said...

Gramps realized
His fistula is older
Than his girlfriend is

2:46 am May, 2 DoucheyWallnuts Head Spinning From All a the Math said...

“Wheres my erection?”
Gramps asks as he attempts to
Engage in Anal

2:49 am May, 2 DoucheyWallnuts Bangin' Bea Arthur With Bea Arthur's Dick said...

Grandpa’s withered schvantz
Springs to attention at the
Sight of young ass

2:53 am May, 2 DoucheyWallnuts Happy He Doesn't Have One a Those Gay Avatars said...

“I banged Doris Day”
Gramps says to himself. “So why
Can’t I bang this broad?”

5:15 am May, 2 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Gramps has a schnoz like
Jamie Farr, but boner like
Colonel T. Potter.

10:06 am May, 2 DoucheyWallnuts Happy He Doesn't Have One a Those Gay Avatars said...

He’s had Lumbago
Since he put his wrinkled schvantz
In her Monkeyhole

10:11 am May, 2 DoucheyWallnuts on a Battlefield 4 Bender said...

She’s been vomiting
Since Gramps put his wrinkled schvantz
In her Monkeyhole
.
Enough with the math….

11:42 am May, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Pam breaks Gramps out of
Hospice again to amend
Will in champagne room.
.
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11:44 am May, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Hidden microphone
Worked already. She’s gonna
Make Grandpa say n-word.
.
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11:45 am May, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Anybody else see
The need for a ball trusset?
She like em saggy.
.
20

11:50 am May, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Boogie Nights 2: Bert
Chases Rollergirl around
Hoffman wake at club.
.
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12:00 pm May, 2 DoucheyWallnuts Can't Wait to Start Boozin' said...

Diaper load of crap
Doesn’t dissuade Grandpa from
Chasing young poon tang

12:23 pm May, 2 DoucheyWallnuts Can't Wait to Start Boozin' said...

Obamacare pays
For Grandpa’s Viagra but
Won’t pay for hooker
.
19, you Fucc

6:15 pm May, 2 DoucheyWallnuts Can't Wait to Start Boozin' said...

Friday Haiku Dead
Since Boss put the kibosh on
HCWDB