Sunday, January 9, 2005
In a continuing series…
Caption THIS unfortunate Venn Diagram of a coupling between a standard issue ‘bag and an out-of-it female of the opposite persuasion.
And by “opposite persuasion” I mean non-lucid and incapable of self-directed motor function.
I peed in a roofer once.
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*tap* *tap* “Hello…is this thing on?”
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Tappers.
Leering Largeman doubts Supermans hetero cred.
I knew the Klonapin would work
“Don’t jizz ’til you see the whites of her eyes.”
“Hug a Corpse” night ended up badly for the Paddy O’Barleycorn pub on Violet St. last night.
Guzzled so much cum it’s reached eye level.
“I need an old priest and a young priest!”
“And the worms ate into her brains…”
The sex is so good Amy’s eyes are still rolled back and she can’t stop drooling. John Largeman now wishes he never heard of cuckolding.
For a number of reasons, I completely missed the 2014 Winter Olympics – mostly because I don’t care – but after discovering the Russian women’s team, I wish I hadn’t.
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2550897/Off-piste-Russias-female-Olympians-Russia-goes-Sochi-charm-offensive-scantily-clad-photo-call-athletes-youve-never-seen-before.html
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SEX
DRUGS
CHOAD
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ROOFIES
Clarence clung to his beloved as Yog Sothoth groaned from deep within her bowels, “Tikili Li, Tikili Li!”
Myrna liked to dress her loyal seeing eye dog in the hip fashions of the day.
Unfortunately, Tiresias seven years as a women were marred by the clingy douchebags hoping to taste of her clairvoyance.
‘Tis prolly a good thing this young lady cannot see my current struggles with the grammar and spell Nazi.
They looked more retarded in the last post.
Chicks with Muscular Dystrophy Need Dick Too.
Chicks with Muscular Dystrophy Love to Fuck and They Can’t Tell Anyone About it.
Or it might be the Cerebral Palsy, in which case the same shit applies. And don’t get all sensitive because that stuff doesn’t make a chick a retard, which would be wrong. Fucking a retard and all a that. As a matter of fact, you’d be doing them a solid by giving them Cerebral Palsy or Muscular Dystrophy dames the Dick, as they have the right to good cock just like normal chicks. Am I right when I say that?
And even if this one here is a retard, she’s kinda cute except for the fuckin Stevie Wonder eyes, which gives me the Douche Chills. So keep the lights off so it levels the playin field plus you don’t have to look at them fucked up peepers. Fucked up peepers, I says.
Fuck Dark Sock! These are not the same people! I can’t tell my deformities apart, but the matronly arms on Gimplady 1 are much flabbier than than Comalady 1.
Drew Barrymore finally snapped in an attractive photo.
As the Exorcist began his preparatory work, Fr. John held the subject in her transcendent state.
Like dear departed Sid from Dogtown, she prepared to go for one last skate.
Call me a romantic, but I happen to like my women “incapable of self-directed motor function.”
On behalf of all of us I’d like to thank DarkSock for resisting the temptation to dumb down the site, and instead, sticking to the high ground.
We’ve seen nothing but top-notch freaks, gimps, retards and misfits since his coronation and I, for one, appreciate it.
Keep up the fine work, son.
I second Hermit’s sentiment. And I got a great couple of briskets in Montreal for my Seder. And after all the shit I ordered all my life from the States and B.C. and other places
the customs guys opened the box with the seder plate from the Holy Land. Fuck you Obama!
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That plane shit going on is the shit before that Lost show (sucked balls) in our future if in fact we are also, parallell, in our future’s past. Get it?
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Keep it high-brow Dark Sock. And by high-brow, I mean occasional retards or people who are retarded occasionally, Son.
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Free Canada!
I’m 1978 stoned. Grade 9 stoned.
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