Wednesday, January 5, 2005
John Cougar (and) MelonBarf
Well now…This photograph pretty much captures the essence, the ” je ne sais quoi” if you will, of Hot Chicks with Douchebags, does it not? The very feely-feel of the site.
For this most wretched of weekdays – Monday – I propose we have a combination Haiku-Limerick ho-down. The best will be put on the front page, oh, say mid-week given the more stately pace of the site these days.
Posit your metered musings, as always, in the comments section.
It clicks on “comments”.
If it clicks on the picture,
Alternate Cosmos.
Sock posts have been lean
‘cuz I spent thousands of bucks
To get screwed. Again.
SockSpine fortified
With titanium, Lortab.
Boating time again!!!
Dark Sock, Man O’ Dreams
His architect gig gets pale
Builds Internally
As has been told in
Lore. “Don’t drink leprauchan beer
Out of his butthole
Go the distance….
Dr. Back says. Lenny too
Afraid of scalpel.
Fecal transplants done
Orally not recommended
For drunk blonde chicks. Son.
Brad was a known pedophile,
who targeted a gullible child
but the roofies he gave her
to change her behavior
were spewed out in a brown stream of bile.
David was nervous but he had a hunch,
that Joanna’s pregnancy could be ended with one punch.
No doubt he’d spawn a ‘tard,
so to her gut he gave it hard.
But instead of the baby she just lost her lunch.
Would you bang a dame
After she puked all over?
I bet The Rev would
And here’s another limerick musing a similar theme about the linky-link pic:
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They just met, and Frank loved her tits.
She was so drunk she didn’t notice where he stuck his mitts.
For he reached up inside her,
and found the thing that had died there.
The abortion doctor left behind a couple bits.
There once was a Bleeth who blew chow
At the same time she crapped her trau
The puke on her dress
And shit made a mess
But The Rev would still bang that Frau
Nice x-ray pics, Sock. I recently have been having some pelvic issues myself and got an MRI scan done.
I would certainly fuck her twice,
If the puke was wiped off her face.
My daughter was constipated in fright,
So I gave her a purgative last night,
And she shit all over the place.
Reverend: darksok@gmail.com
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No “c”. Some other sumbitch done jack’d darksock@gmail.com… 10 years ago, and dammit I was one o’ the first 1% on the Gmail Beta.
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I was the Master Beta.
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Wait.
Jacques, I’m no doctor but judging by your MRI scans you’re fucked.
Re: MelonBarf
That looks like that stuff that Freckles lets out once a month.
There lives a man named Sock
Who appreciates and indulges the Mock
On the roadhouse/chitlin circuit he does Rock
Occasionally a groupie backstage will chug on his Cawk
Rain on the scarecrow
Blood on the plow
MelonBarf just blew some chow
I’m looking at that MRI again and figured it out.
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When Jacques went to Portland to visit the Baron Von Goolo, he watched “Andy Warhol’s 3-D-Flesh of Frankenstein” and became obsessed with organ sex. After seeing the psychedelic Dieter playing the mad doctor, he found his retarded blonde dwarf and fucked her right through the cervix.
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Congrats on the Jesus-sized cocck, Joccck.
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When John Largeman lets fly
It can bring a sting to your eye
This chick found out
What stench is about
Barfed up the rim job to this guy