Monday Belated Friday Thoughts and Links
DarkSock here with a PSA…Some of the HCwDB alert readers may recently have noticed a slight upheaval as HCwDB switched servers (for example, my inability to figure out how to revert to my trademark blue text…) so the attached photo is my way of thanking you for sticking with The Fight through thick and thin. (I’m not sure, but this front page photo may actually be a rare prom photo of Plinky’s Mom.) We are a talented and diverse lot with many facets, much like NBC anchorman and noted rap artist Brian Williams. And we remain dedicated to using this vast array of talents for fighting douche/bleethe scourge wherever it rears its ugly heads.
So as a thank you for hanging in there I present you a Pearapalooza theme which is an oldy but a woodie: The genius of Queen and Freddie Mercury’s 1978 nude bicycle race. Without so much nudity, but still…here ya go:
Pink Uplift MoFo Party Plan Pear
Is That A Banana Or Am I Happy To See You
Nice Rack On The Back Bicycle Pear
There…are we now over the site glitch? Thought so.
You can only get here by the link on the Muthership, Son. The /2005 shit goes to the first 2005 post……….That Pearapalooza started a new fetish. And by fetish, I mean Brokeback Mounting Pear. The ex-Mrs. Sock is fine but there is a slight asymmetry in her face, which after time, you would think to look like a retard.
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I’m taking to end every comment with the answer the security question. 17.
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The answer to a life of piety, is weed.
Pink Polka Pear would give me a renoB if I hadn’t had sex with a fat-bottomed girl tonight. And by fat-bottomed girl I mean the Mrs. And by the Mrs. I mean, I’m getting old, Son.
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Mexican dames have gigundo snappers and matching Camel Toes. That there is the whole kit and kaboodle.
Also going to venture a guess that the old WordPress name/password combo is useless in this all new (cheap POS) web domain.
Another reason I don’t like bars, some dude with a $20 bill decided to take over the jukebox and destroyed the ambiance of an otherwise perfectly shitty dive bar. This tool played Freebird, All Right Now, Brown Eyed Girl, Heart, Pat Bentar (those two give me bleeding stools) I mean every single shitty fuccen cover song that any $50 cover band would have played
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I mentioned that it was a satellite jukebox and he could have played anything, ANYTHING. Every song ever recorded was in that thing… so needless to say I took my water-drinking jump off ho’ bag ass out of there. Left my drunk friends to find a different DD for the night.
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Because seriously, it was either that or unplug the jukebox and risk the wrath of management or fight drunks. I could not take it
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Went home , dropped my pants and fired a rocket
Vin, did the dude stay?
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Cause’ that’s a signature passive-agressive move to poison the room. I’ve seen/heard it done with a few dollars in quarters for back to back Stevie Nicks’ “Edge of Seventeen”, and Pat Benetar’s “Love is a Battlefield”. It’s awful.
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I’d rather be stuck in the backseat of a VW Bug with no windows while up front, Rosie Perez and Fran Drescher argue over who’s got the best Gilbert Godfried impression.
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But if the juke-douche lingers, this is how the Bar staff should respond:
WTF Is that avatar?!
Wtf
So now I need a calculator evert time I post?
I CAN’T STAY HERE UNDER THESE CONDITIONS!!!
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fuck you all.
I figured out the avatar shit and I’m not tellin’.
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I must concur with the jukebox shit.There was only one time and place to play this song 29 times. It was in the 90’s sons.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0E0ynyIUsg&feature=kp
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UR avatars R ghey, LULZ
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You Gay 17, Son. Stooooooooooooooned. Respect. How many universes are running Mr. Sock. I count four, including
the first 2005 Haiku.
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Please respond at your earliest.
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GOVERN YOURSELF ACCORDINGLY
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9IIn3R6_50
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Brown-Eyed Girl could be one of the worst songs ever. Born to Run is up there. I wouldn’t bang the Heart dames with Bea Arthur’s dick.
I just posted to see what avatar I would get.
Hey Douchey! Bea’s already taken care of that for you.
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Barracuda, indeed.
Tricky Rev; that goin’ in through the front door.
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DarkSock must have been perusing “bikesnpear.com” and discovered it wasn’t full of hotties and Harleys as he expected…..
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http://img40.xooimage.com/files/a/3/8/vfg-1f07928.jpeg
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Yet, as we have noted, he stumbled serendipitously upon a gold mine of pear.
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That’s my guess. Never mind the “Digital Desire” stuff at the bottom of those photos.
Good thing I still have my avatar and can do that thar uhrithmuhtic…..
Still workin’ out a bug or two…this post did just fine but the next couple a posts didn’t have a comments button.
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I may try it anyway; maybe the comment button will show up.
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Son.
My cunt hurts and I don’t even have one
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Tripping son.
7+13=21
Please fix up the god-damned links, it’s a pain in the ass ever time we want to log in.
Nice avatars, wierdos