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1:53 am May, 13 Vin J Douchal said...

Fuck you, Viktor. My ass burns from jalapeno shits, the old lady was out of town all weekend so all I had for company was YouJizz, the Bruins played like they ate my burning jalapeno shit before tonight’s game and , um, fuck you Viktor
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Fuck Subban
Fuck FIsh Slap
Fuck Kyle Farnsworth
Fuck Johnny Football

5:22 am May, 13 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Nice hover-hand….dick. Do you even know this vaguely Finno-Urgic looking bombshell? Or were you just like, “Hey Dmitri! Take mine photograph with hot blond! She have nice honkers, da?”
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Lose the faux leather crucifix, get a new pair of pants, and get the fuck out of Ukraine asshole.

11:04 am May, 13 dickie fingers said...

Joe D’s schvantz

1:01 pm May, 13 DoucheyWallnuts said...

V-neck shirt is Autto.
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Natasha gives me the Vodka-soaked renoBs.

2:30 pm May, 13 jonezy said...

Classic ass-taint here. Ripped jeans that he paid $400 for, deep V with Jesus Bling. This guy has probably been wearing this look since 2005 and has a box full of now outdated Hardy shirts sitting in his garage that he’s been meaning to take to the consignment shop.
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This is the type of douche that only drinks 1 cocktail per hour over the course of the evening- not because he is driving- but because he knows he can’t hold his liquor and if he drinks more than 4 on the night, his limp 3 incher won’t work no matter how many viagra he drops. And since he paid this escort for the night, he damn well better stay sober.
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Svetlana looks like she’s a gold digger that doesn’t know how to actually find the guys with gold. The escort company promised whales and all she gets are catfish.

2:44 pm May, 13 creature said...

they are mostly disappointed that their hearty kosak dna allowed them as castoff premature fetus to survive in a frozen kremlin dustbin….& shit

3:11 pm May, 13 Vin Douchal said...

Dude’s Ballin’

3:23 pm May, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d let her hunt for my Red October and shit. I like skinny black dresses. On skinny girls. With my holy cock up their tight little Swamphole, Son.
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Fuck this office. Lenny’s on the way.

11:39 pm May, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I am ashamed for having never had HIV. This band video is my version of Heaven.
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Fuck Magic Johnson

11:40 pm May, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Oops.
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I don’t mean it Magic my brotha.
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8:13 pm May, 14 Vin Douchal said...

Jackyl? Not a fan. Even with the sound turned off I could tell the bass player was out of tune and the singer has crabs.
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Be lying if I said I wasn’t nervous about tonight’s Boston Bruins v The Montreal ShitCoccks game. That PJ Subban scares the hell out of me. Let’s get him traded to Winnipeg, by game time if poss…
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And, THIS
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THIS, , too

12:24 am May, 15 Et Tu Douche? said...

Sloppy puck handling sucks balls!!!!

12:39 am May, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Jackyl vid was for the strippers, Vin.
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And
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Les Canadiens pourraient ainsi avoir la tasse ce soir, après avoir battu le Filthy Bruins de Boston (respect). Subban est l’homme avec le plan du temps de butin. Sur une note côté, Vin peut être heureux de savoir que cette victoire de la série fait mes bardeaux éclater et je suis sur une forte dose de Valtrex et Perocets pour la semaine prochaine. Vive la poutine et de la merde
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Vas te faire encule Father Time et le nerf vous tout simplement épuisée!
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3:21 pm May, 15 Vin Douchal said...

I’ma gonna translate that best I can:
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The Canadiens, yes , an overrated bunch with no chance of advancing, caught a tired Bruins team that peaked too early and couldn’t overcome their fatigued captain’s inefficiency and the loss of McQuaid and Seidenberg. Their young, inexperienced defensive replacement’s efforts, while stellar, were no match in a tight seven game series.
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Vin, where the fucking motherfucking hell did Krejci , Lucic, Marchand, Bergeron and Iginla leave their scroing touch? How many fucking motherfucking posts can a team hit without scoring?
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Yes, the roster will be turned over. Sad to say goodbye as Shawn Thronton, Iginla and Chad Johnson go to free agency. Maybe a Martin St Louis or some other sniper that can bury a wide open fucking motherfucking shot behind a sprawled out, out of position goalie can be obtained with the savings.
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In the big picture, now the young, promising defense corp can grow with this experience and we’ll be saying names like Hamilton, Krug, Bartkowski and Miller with reverence in the coming years.

3:22 pm May, 15 Vin Douchal said...

I’ma gonna translate that best I can:
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The Canadiens, yes , an overrated bunch with no chance of advancing, caught a tired Bruins team that peaked too early and couldn’t overcome their fatigued captain’s inefficiency and the loss of McQuaid and Seidenberg. Their young, inexperienced defensive replacement’s efforts, while stellar, were no match in a tight seven game series.
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Vin, where the fucking motherfucking hell did Krejci , Lucic, Marchand, Bergeron and Iginla leave their scroing touch? How many fucking motherfucking posts can a team hit without scoring?
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Yes, the roster will be turned over. Sad to say goodbye as Shawn Thronton, Iginla and Chad Johnson go to free agency. Maybe a Martin St Louis or some other sniper that can bury a wide open fucking motherfucking shot behind a sprawled out, out of position goalie can be obtained with the savings.
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In the big picture, now the young, promising defense corp can grow with this experience and we’ll be saying names like Hamilton, Krug, Bartkowski and Miller with reverence in the coming years.

12:33 am May, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I think you posted that already.