Monday, February 14, 2005
Friday Haiku
Even in disguise Rob Ford gets busted by press Drunk up in some bar.
Capt. James T. Douche said…
What ia going on Wth Stay Puft’s crotch? Clearly he Is not Jewish, Oi!
They gone Ghostbusters Since the gyroscope was put In her Monkey Hole. It puts the fire in
The basket or it gets the
Hose. The Marshmall Hose.
Jacques Doucheteau said…
After seeing this Photo,
Harold Ramis died
Of embarrassment.
DoucheyWallnuts said…
Sta Puft Moose Knuckle
Gives me nightmares. Kills
my wood Trannies scare me, too
Charles Douchewin said…
Later, in men’s room
stay-puff weird-o enjoys it,
when they cross the streams.
Vin Douchal said…
Fluffy sugar mons
Gives Pillsbury CEO
Cold sweat and nightmares
Magnum Douche P.I. said…
Stay Puft douchebag asks
“Want to taste marshmallow fluff ?”
Gets tranny’s gut punch
What ia going on
Wth Stay Puft’s crotch? Clearly he
Is not Jewish, Oi!
They gone Ghostbusters
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.
It puts the fire in
The basket or it gets the
Hose. The Marshmall Hose.
Little White Ginger
Hoodie is giving me the
Ginger eye coitus.
Insomnia is
The Devil’s Playground. Take heed
And sleep, perchance to………
The enemy is winning
Seeing visions of urban plans.
Divisions they say…
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After seeing this
Photo, Harold Ramis died
Of embarrassment.
Christmas in Vegas
Sta Puft requests a freebie
Hookers take offense
Sta Puft Moose Knuckle
Gives me nightmares. Kills my wood
Trannies scare me, too
White Party in Hell
Trannies and movie icons
Serve Satan and pose
Sta Puft sent to Hell
For stepping on a church whilst
In a drunken rage
If Ray thought of this
The Ghostbusters’ Proton Packs
Wouldn’t have sufficed
There is no Dana
There is only Zuul, Sta Puft
And these two Trannies
Later, in men’s room
stay-puff weird-o enjoys it,
when they cross the streams.
Punch to jejunum
In an attempt to dislodge
Swallowed ass polyp
Gozer had sex change
Trans-dimensional Tranny
This man has no dick
Oh, me so angry
scarf to hide adams apple
touch by Sta Puft guy
Fluffy sugar mons
Gives Pillsbury CEO
Cold sweat and nightmares
The air bags inflate
When MMA chick throws right
Bubble boy lives on
Lisa Guerrero
Career in tank since Playboy
Cosplay fetish porn
Redhead knows secret
Stays Puft too long when sexing
“Hey , are you done yet?”
Stay Puft douchebag asks
“Want to taste marshmallow fluff ?”
Gets tranny’s gut punch
Oranjeboom To Flow
Orange Panties Will Be Dropped
Salvador Will Rock
A Fluffernutter
By any other name would
Still is disgusting
^still be disgusting
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Fuckhead
Vinz Clortho and Zuul
Haven’t had this much fun since
They tag teamed Gozer
Check out the low right:
Viggo the Crossdressian
river of pink slime.
I see you Viggo.
Your waxed stache and cock n’ balls
Can be seen afar.
New men’s swimsuits. In Europe fuck EEAAAAGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
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I have that suit. When I wear it it looks like Larry from the Three Stooges’ Head.
An anagram for kaiser size is oprahs giant clit
Where’s the other end of that swimsuit go? Up yer keester with a little ball or plug to hold it in place?
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What if you hang right? Can you flip it around? What happens if your cock is bigger than a 7 year old’s. And by bigger than a 7 year old’s I mean the fagalas modeling them things?
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What kind of an attention seeking self absorbed twat do you have to be to wear that? Where do you hold your keys, wallet and cell phone?
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And…. what happens if you get a wee bit aroused? hmmm?
There is only one answer.
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http://atlanta.cbslocal.com/2014/06/16/study-early-human-ancestors-got-herpes-from-chimpanzees/