Wednesday, February 16, 2005
Friday Haiku
Starlett is enticed;
Offered role in Karl’s new flick
“Beverly Hills Cockk”.
Magnum Douche P.I. said…
Captain Asscot asks
Jenny to “board his vessel”
But its a dinghy
dickie fingers said…
Beverly Hills Kip
reports for poop deck duty
Starlett staying home.
Charles Douchewin said…
Guardian angels
are “Keeping it Pretentious”
in Beverly Hills.
Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said…
Tad looks like he’s more
interested in the free
bowl of soup than her.
hermit said…
Kim’s not satisfied.
Thurston Howell’s retarded son’s
hung like a minnow.
Vin Douchal said…
Beverly Hills Kip
Also sporting the matching
Seven inch butt plug
Douchocos (DoucheyWallnuts??) said…
That ascot passed through
His colon, knot gave pleasure
She gave quite a pull
He cleans the pisser
At the local country club
Blazer found in stall.
Captain Asscot asks
Jenny to “board his vessel”
But its a dinghy
The place looks clean, but
smells like recalled Velveeta
maybe it’s the hat.
Sir, when I said you
could “Take my baggage” I meant,
well, you know… keep her.
Impersonating
fashion police: sentence is
a tip, from the Donk.
Guardian angels
are “Keeping it Pretentious”
in Beverly Hills.
Tad looks like he’s more
interested in the free
bowl of soup than her.
How ironic is
that hott AND Spaulding both like
the poop deck action?
^ yeah, it’s not ironic. I just need a haiku.
She tells Spaulding it’s
fine that he can only get
to half mast. Drinks more.
Kim’s not satisfied.
Thurston Howell’s retarded son’s
hung like a minnow.
Success not achieved
at launch of “Ascots for Douches”
party. Now park those cars!
Beverly Hills Kip
Also sporting the matching
Seven inch butt plug
Dude, how’s the weather
At the Beverly Hills Beach
Queer , with chance of coccks
At Ascots ‘R’ Us
“A little match-y match-y”
Did not heed advice
Beverly Hills Kip
reports for poop deck duty
Starlett staying home.
This chick is so high
She thinks he’s Captain Stabbin
Butt play to follow
That ascot passed through
His colon, knot gave pleasure
She gave quite a pull
Chest Lettuce on neck
Since the gyroscope was pit
In her Monkey Hole.
Kenny Loggins rolls
In grave since Spaulding put
Groundhog up his butt.
It puts the ascot
In the basket or it gets
The hose. Ted Knight Hose.
Her eyes think Dreamy.
Her thighs thick and steamy. His
Thinks “Cocks are creamy.”
I cannot believe
He wears a fucking Beret
A Beret, I says
Hipster macks on Trish
He has no self-awareness
And so, he’ll get laid
I need my weekly pear fix…
He farted and an
Eighteen inch studded jelly
Dong falls from pants leg.
I hope his scarf gets
Caught in the chain of his bike
On a steep downhill.
Champagne Katie’s low
Rent cousin Miller High Life
Katie Bleething out.
He cleans the pisser
At the local country club
Blazer found in stall.
Otto Preminger
The Third, casts for “Douchebag
With the Golden Peen”
Otto Preminger
The Third, casts for “*The Douchebag
With the Golden Peen”
Will Smith passes on
The sequel to BAGger Vance
So they got this guy.
Accidentally
Roofies himself and ends up
With a sore as(s)cot
Fred from Scooby-Doo
Is his personal hero
Hat’n makes him tick
Wake.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Owd1jriUXSo
.
Stooooooooed
Do people actually listen to entire albums on YouTube?
Yes they do. If they are stone
Why don’t we have one of the in the U.S.?
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http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-gets-stuck-vagina-student-3746212
The…These? Does it really fuccen matter?
These people are way behind.
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http://www.interlaketoday.ca/2014/06/19/move-over-metrosexual-spornosexual-is-here