Saturday, February 19, 2005
Friday Haiku
The I.T. Gangsta
Can unjam your copier,
Install Windows. Yo.
Hot Chicks With Douche Bags
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Hall of Mock
- Pfah
- DarkSock
- Baron Von Goolo
- Troy Tempest
- Steve L
- Wheezer
- Medusa Oblongata
- creature
- Crucial Head
- Mr. White
- Archidoucheis
- Mr. Biggs
- Vin Douchal
- Sergeant Scrote Stain
- boatbutter
- Captain Bringdown
- Whoop-di-douche
- Jacques Doucheteau
- massengill
- Dr. Bunsen Honeydouche
- Mr. Scrotato Head
- Deltus
- The Reverend Chad Kroeger
- mr.reeve
- Wedgie
- Et Tu Douche?
- Eliza Douchcoo
- dbBen
- soy bomb
- DoucheyWallnuts
- I R A Darth Aggie
- jonezy
- Hermit
- Chris in ‘Baghdad
- Douchble Helix
- the douche is alright
- Choad the Douche Sprocket
- Stephanie
- The Dude
- Dude McCrudeshoes
- Sir David Douchenborough
- Il Douché
- Bag A
- douche equis
- Capt. James T. Douche
- Charles Nelson Douchely
- THEONETRUEDOUCHE
- Merle Baggard
- ehcuodouche
- Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
- Charles Douchewin
- FredN.
- Ol' Dirty Douchebag
- In memoriam: bcs
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Dwarf I.T. Gangsta
Thumb drive size mini penis.
Hott’s disappointment
Hott Mia in for
a night of lame jokes, bad breath,
premature ejac
The vertically
challenged Juan flashes gang sign.
Latin Dishwashers
Mia’s lady parts
taste like dulce de leche.
Juan will never know
It puts the hard drive
In the basket or it gets
The hose. Apple Hose.
She stopped defragging
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.
I haven’t had to
Call one of these guys since I
Went the whole apple.
He ain’t gonna be
Getting into Mia’s external
Drive. By drive mean butt.
Sue wants to reboot
this night when I.T. Gangsta
tries to give virus.
I.T. Gangsta makes
makes Sue put up Blue Screen of
Death ’cause of small peen.
I.T. Gangsta’s hard
drive crash causes shy smile from
Sue. Dodged that bullet.
Howdy Doody’s move
To the Latino channel
Es mal jugada.
Vertically challenged
Juan is perfect height to see
her vertical smile.
Mighty fine ink job
Who need car when you have tats?
Hey, where you going?
“Hang ten bro!” says he.
However Mia knows that
he only hangs three.
The border fence needs
To be much higher, and with
Deeeeep concrete footer
He left leaf blower
In her monkey hole along
With 15 cousins
Piqueño Pablo
No tarjeta verde. Son
Ir a casa, Douche
One more reason not
To go to Vegas. Trannies
And midget douchebags
Mexican Gang Douche
Loves him some Grande Mujer
She likes little dudes
Landscaper night at
The Bellagio is like
Caddies at Bushwood
Her twat is so big
Juan can hide his landscaping
And kids in it
Her twat is so big
Juan can hide his landscaping
Truck and kids in it
Hang loose hand signal
Is for her vagina, which
Is like a bag pipe
Drinking Makers Mark
Gives me Buzz and the renoBs
This picture kills it
This ventriloquist
Duo is on Vegas Strip
Chico and the Bleeth
Does anybody
This web site, Son
Or is it just us?
Does anybody
Still visit this website. Son
Or is it just us?
Ethnic slurs abound
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkeyhole
Ok, that’s enough…
Her tit says, “Come on
me Bro.” Cellulite says “Need
Chimichanga now.”
She wishes she was
Still making Piss Videos
On the Internet
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http://37.media.tumblr.com/907f8f55aab8578f67943e7af9926c15/tumblr_n59hhgsWBH1tynheuo1_400.gif
After Arjen Robbins performance yesterday I’m hesitant to root for the Dutch that being said I will now jump on the Colombia band wagon.
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http://www.caughtoffside.com/2014/06/29/hot-images-sexy-female-colombian-fans-enjoy-world-cup-success/
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http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/world-cup-2014/world-cup-2014-sexiest-fans-3706088
@ Et Tu
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You knew the punkass was gonna dive as soon as he got into the six yard box. Was there contact? Yes. Did he have to act like a sniper got him from the upper deck? Hell no. I’ve hated his ass for a loooooong time now (even before he was with Chelski) but he made the smart play. I just wish Marquez woulda kicked him in the nads or raked his spikes down the back of his leg afterwards. Totally would have been worth the red card and suspension.
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As far as bandwagons go, COSTA RICA BABY! Joel Campbell is Arsenal property and I want to continue to see what he’s capable of. Reaslistically I know they’ll lose their next game but so what. I’m still sayin’ that Deutschland uber alles with my darkhorse being Les Blues.
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Who you got goin’ to the finals?
Canada Day: ~warm
But Frozen Hellscape ~Nine Months.
Lest we Forget, eh’.
Goddamn. Belly full of mexican and margaritas lunch and don’t wanna work. What can I do to help get this place more lively?
If I’m not mistaken yesterday was Canada Day, here’s hoping the Rev & Lenny The Box celebrated and lived to tell about it. I partied in Toronto at an amusement park many moons ago during Canada Day later that evening I ate acid and went and saw The Grateful Dead. Filthy hippies (no Respect) and suburban Canadian families commingling does not a good scene make.
http://www.youporn.com/watch/9792801/girlfriends-iphone-video-in-changing-room-before-hot-lesbian-sex/
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Best subtitles ever.
I always had a thing for the Wendy’s girl. Not the one in the current commercials, but the cartoon one with the freckles. I’d like to use her pigtails as stirrups while I lip banged with my junior bacon cheeseburger.
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I would also like to play softball with Porter Wagoner if he’s not dead yet.
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Druuuuuuunk!!!!
I agree with all of the above in six different fonts. The fonts of the United Colors of Benetton. And by United Colors of Benetton I mean Lenny and I got fucking wasted. While we were discussing the ills of the planet and Cosmos we neglected to see our kids and old dogs almost crushed between a seawall and the largest Sea-Doo type of vehicle after a dishonourable Chinese vessel plied it’s way down the mighty St. Lawrence River above the usual inland speed for a vessel it’s size, causing an eddy of backwash and near mortal tide. (It was windy too!)
So I jump between and act like a stoned honey badger and saved my buddy from a frivolous lawsuit as Lenny laughed the laugh of the demented. There were other kids there, but they has red hair so they just got lucky and swallowed a little bilge.
After that shit we started gazing at the beautiful Simpson’s clouds and a chick named Sue we hadn’t seen in over two decades. It doesn’t take much for a stoned couple of filthy hippies to get a bone these day. Yowsa. The clouds morphed into physical clues of the global issues.
Pondering the troubles of the clouds were the 3 dead Jews in wherever West Bank and shit, we realized the two things we were most proud of Canada for. They are as follows:
1. We don’t got stinky little brown kids trying to get in our borders by the busload with an ineffectual President rattling his jelly dong.
2. We’s bad enough at soccer we can be proud.
3. We got the good weed.
4. That Sue chick got better looking for the last 25 years, and nicer, I shit you not.
So we got really stoned and lit off some bad fucking batches of Guadaloupan fireworks and took today off and shit.
5. Eugenie is still at Wimbledon. The Williams sisters are still flinging poo and we got to get rid of the fucking Moooslems.
It’s time for bloody fucking revolution sons. And stoned shit. I think Dark Sock got back together with his second wife for the third time. Does that make six? Stoooooned.
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Dochey Vallnutz is watching this sweet creature of Heaven. I go blow weed.
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Eugenie spent all day spanking her monkey. All due respect.
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There is nothing more
Threatening than a cholo
That rides the short bus.