Friday Haiku
“Seems like a nice guy”
Thought Jill. But his Hyundai’s trunk
Has plastic sheeting.
Dented cranium
Is the new Botox. Forehead
Becomes a Fivehead
Love child, Mike Tyson
and the Jocelyn Wildenstein
With a strong gay vibe
Varsity Jacket.
With trophy wife. The DeVry
reunion kicks off!
Plastic Bleeth awards
Prize for “Eyes Closest To Center
Of Head.” Award night.
Smooth complexion,
with luscious lips and sexy gaze.
The girl is cute too.
Tyson’s son laments
his empty trust fund account
Jill goes back to work
Where did the top of
His head go? Oh wait it was
Used to fill her tits.
Dextor will always
be sensitive ’bout salad
tong marks from his birth.
Cheek implants, bolt-on
boobs, bottle blond, capped teeth.
Bad taste in men, real deal.
Her first date with Carl:
Dined on mustard and biscuits,
Then killed with sling-blade
Ted Danson sequel
“Three Boobs and Gorilla Mask”
won’t win box office.
It puts the forehead
In the basket, or it gets
The hose. The Goolo hose.
Lobotomy scars
Are the new tattoos in Vegas
She gets hers this night
Dented cranium
Is the new Botox. Forehead
Becomes a Fivehead
Planet of the Apes
Had monkeys without makeup
*cough* guy on right *cough*
Mongor’s lost brother
Scoring plastic Vegas Bleeths
With a dented head
Lobotomy scars
Are the new tattoos in Vegas
She gets hers this night
Her massive pontoons
Distract from her vacant gaze
And her taste in men
If you write haiku
And no one ever reads it
Does it count as mock?
Mixing the races
Is never a good idea
Separate these two
When ideas run low
Use racist jokes when mocking
Since nobody’s here
Love child, Mike Tyson
and the Jocelyn Wildenstein
With a strong gay vibe
Varsity Jacket.
With trophy wife. The DeVry
reunion kicks off!
A crazy eyed dude,
Sculptured bimbo turn stomachs
Too close to breakfast
Yamulke hides peak
Of recent convert’s pinhead
Breast milk not kosher
This couple is “Meh”
Too hard to be erudite
On this fine webpage
As it rose, Baron
Von Frankenstein viewed it’s face
And said…..”It’s Alive?”
Bree Olson finds new
Love with minor celebrity
Charlie Shine… #Losing.
Plastic Bleeth awards
Prize for “Eyes Closest To Center
Of Head.” Award night.
Smooth complexion, with
luscious lips and sexy gaze.
The girl is cute too.
It’s been a really
really, really long time since
I’ve seen lips that swole.
For the love of GOD
Do not let this douche have a
child with Orin Fox.
Tyson’s son laments
his empty trust fund account
Jill goes back to work
Some quality links from Jacques today.
Varsity Jacket ?
Douchebag must have lettered in
cosmetology
Where did the top of
His head go? Oh wait it was
Used to fill her tits.
The future is here
These sex robots are almost
Totally life like
Stockholm Syndrome must
be the only thing keeping
her from taking flight.
He says, “I’m all ears”
when she babbles about self.
They’re in his pockets.
Dexter waits for the
roofies to kick in before they
board boat “Slice of Life”.
I’d make a crack about her monkey hole in conjunction with a gyroscope but that’s the Rev’s turf.
Voices in Dextor’s
head remind him of mom nags.
Run soccer MILF, run!
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Dexter + Mongor = Dextor
Cheek implants, bolt-on
boobs, bottle blond, capped teeth. Bad
taste in men, real deal.
Dextor will always
be sensitive ’bout salad
tong marks from his birth.
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Chili’s shout down soon
after placement of fetus
near salad dressing.
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Bullies always called
him Tongholio all through
his high school classes.
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Tonight Dextor gets
his revenge with paid-to-pose
hott. Bullies still laugh.
Go ahead Et Tu. I’m too stooned.
Her first date with Carl:
Dined on mustard and biscuits,
Then killed with sling-blade
Ted Danson sequel
“Three Boobs and Gorilla Mask”
won’t win box office.
Before surgery
She looked like him. She was him.
I just blew my mind
Mockable moment
Brought to you by Las Vegas
Where mutants roam free
World-class derision.
Wallnuts lays down truth-to-mock.
His Haiku Hat Trick.
She doesn’t do fiveheads
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Franken Hole.
It puts the forehead
In the basket, or it gets
The hose. The Goolo hose.
Reverend Chad 2
Had the same freaked out look when
Catheter entered.
Reverend Chad 2
Had an accidental bedpan
Side blow. It was them.
So I’m stoned cooking
A pork shoulder for some pork
And I’m fucking stoned.
I recommend the
Bose mini speaker for your
Computer sons. /stooooooooooooondx?
Rev, finally you can do what you were meant to do.
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Shitfaced at the Jersey Shore.
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http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2014/07/25/federal-marijuana-and-alcohol-driving-research/12496767/
Or maybe this explains the Rev. I hope not….
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http://www.ottawacitizen.com/health/Canadians+suffered+some+form+child+abuse+linked+mental+disorders/9763094/story.html?utm_content=buffer4508e&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer
^Homework done. Totally baked on Canadian Weed (respect). Total zen stoned. Fucking z on this piece of shit is shit fuck, broken fucking trackpad bullshit. Fuck you Sterve Jobs. This iPhine shit ismsomethigI dont need either. My father almost died and now he’s better. Super adrenaline rush when that life shit happens.
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Regarding the stoned thing, my balance is so fucked I couldn’t count backwards. Fuck man. I think a downtown neighbourhood teen fag tried to fuck my mouth when I was about 6. I just left the situation. If he was rough, I might ave liked it. Anyhows ! I think all that abuse shit is a bunch of Obama cock-sucking, commie, pinko, deadbeat, Huffpost watching, Greek cocksucker liberal eat coast faggery
Dark Sock’s mother has labia minora, labia majora, and labia Dinah Shora. Fuck I’m stoned####Stoooned
Let us not forget the way we groove into ourselves. For to groove unto oureslves we must truly be plush. And the season of the atonement is coming soon.
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@ Rev
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I think this kid has more talent than Miss Meytal but he ain’t nearly as good lookin’:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1qg9myFCqw
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Or do you like guitar players?
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