Sunday, February 20, 2005
Friday Haiku – Thursday 4th o’ July Edition. SOn.
Well, the 2005 time machine posts have been a bit spotty. Spinal meningitis got me down. But we’ll get this boat back up on plane after the 4th f’shizzle.
In the meantime just lookit the bumper on Kitty, wouldya?
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O Feline Princess
How I pine to put litter
All up in your box…
Faux Green Catwoman
May have gotten color wrong.
But ass is Puuuuurrrrrrrr-fect!
Grabby Seahawk Douche
Affront to Humanity
No Pussy for you!
O Hello Kitty
I’d pull up to your bumper
Drive it in between
Seahawk Baggery
In Faux Leopard Print Vest
“Wilson” by Phish Sucks!!!!!
Kitty likes the hose
gyroscopic Seahawk hose
unfortunately
Maybe if I squeeze
this hott people will think I’m
straight, said the gaybag
Captured in the wild
Elusive green spot leopard?
No, big mouth douche derp
Fear for her safety
She resembles Sharon Tate
Hey, put that knife down
Follow the tattoo
Tramp Stamp is Michelin Man
Hi-lights her spare tires
Fanny pack contains
Mace, pepper spray, rape whistle
You’re going down douche
I’m proud of my man
He’s so big, strong and macho
This Bleeth never says
He’s a back door man
Usually he deals with guys
This is unique case
“I got it!” screams douche
as he tackles Miss Kitty.
PETA sends hitmen.
Wow. New gravatar
looks just like me. How the fucck
did that happen sons?
I’m retarded. Nevermind.
‘Sock screams BENGAHZI!
on CNN story this
morning. Pissed myself.
Douche tries to mark his
“territory”. Miss Kitty
claws his nuts off soon.
Green leopard print and
gold fanny pack. A lock for
What Not to Wear show
Psychedic Furs
Are Mrs. Kroeger’s fave band
For fast hard anal.
Mrs kroeger wears prints
Prints since the gyroscope was put
In her monkey hole
Pretty in Stink??
Mean green leopard queen
wears fannie pack to conceal
her external spleen
^funny Et Tu
I ain’t gonna work
On Maggie’s farm no more. I
Want young Eugenie