Sunday, February 13, 2005
Time for America’s favorite new gameshow…
…SMELMA FANGER!
Posit your guesses of possible digital odiferousness, as ever, in the comments section.
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Et Tu Douche? said…
Smells like Pad Thai & shame?
The Price Is Low?
Jacques Doucheteau said…
Smells like Indian food and menstruation.
Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said…
Post-surgical pus drainage and KY jelly?
hermit said…
Who Wants to Bang a Hundredaire?
Wheel of Abortion?
Smells like Pad Thai & shame?
Whose Tran Is It Anyway?
Eenie, Meanie, Miney, Ho?
The Price Is Low?
Hollywood Queers?
The Wheel Of Fortune Cookie?
Who Wants To Be An AIDS Patient?
America’s Got Hmong?
Who’s Gonna Kill Tracy Morgan?
The Joker’s Wild For Gooks?
The Feltch Game?
The $64 Question.
This Is Your Wife?
How Many Screws In Dark Sock’s Neck?
The Hmong Show?
^ I like that one. Son.
Smells like hydrogen sulphide and bad mayonnaise.
Smells like Indian food and menstruation.
Do you remember the first time you had a sleepover at you childhood friends house who had hippie parents? I mean, you didn’t exactly know what hippies were at the time. Other than they’re house kinda smelled funny, they had all wood furniture and no carpeting, no video game consoles, and they were really into gardening. Plus the food was really bland and never involved meat, potatoes, or white bread.
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The worst is when you and your friend sit down to watch a movie (nothing by Disney or containing any scenes with guns was allowed), and they offered to “make you boys some tasty, healthy popcorn?” Heck yeah! Popcorn! All that buttery, salty goodness as a distraction from the blanched veggies and dried fruit you’ve been suffering with for the last 6 hours.
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So you get your popcorn, and somethings not right from the moment they bring you the bowl. It doesn’t have that wonderful butter-scented-palm-oil smell to it. It doesn’t even really smell like popcorn, but has an odor vaguely reminiscent of propane gas, moldy bread, and dad’s empty beer cans. You think “maybe it’s just how this house smells” or “it might be the tofu burgers they tried to give me for lunch…and who the hell puts that much alfalfa sprouts on ANYthing?” But you dig in regardless.
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What. The. Fuck.
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No butter. No salt. What the hell is this bitter, brown dust all over the pop corn, effectively ruining an otherwise tasty snack? It tastes like raw fenugreek and old man asshole!
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“Oh, that’s nutritional yeast, dear. It’s good for you!”
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Fuck this. Never hanging out with this kid ever again.
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That’s probably what this dude’s finger smells like.
Post-surgical pus drainage and KY jelly?
a rotten piece of porch beef that was left in a moldy shoe in Hermit’s hovel that was worn by Roseanne Bar during the first season of that shitty fuccen TV show she had?
Snatch Game ’74
Jap-ardy
Who Wants to Bang a Hundredaire
Last Vomit Standing
Amërïkän Ninja Whore-ior
Wheel of Abortion
It smells like 75 other dudes peens and Snuggles fabric softener.
It smells like cheap ripple and gorgonzola cheese.
It smells like Summer’s Eve and pluff mud.
It smells like rotting potato salad and Nutella.
It smells like kimchi sharts and pig vomit.
^ Huh?
Hey Et Tu
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Is this gonna be you on Thursday?
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Young Chief Two Dogs Fucking wonders why wampum smell like stinkum.
The $10 Pyramid.
Smells like yesterday’s dim sum cart
Smells like permethrin cream and starkist tuna
Crab swap
Smells like lemongrass and day old used condoms
Smells like cum farts
Minute to fingerblast it.
Oh, good golly, is this thing back up and running and I’m late to the party!?!? Greeeeeeaaaaaaaat… there goes all my free time.
“Me finger smells like old potatoes and balls. No, not mine, hers.”
@Doc,
More then likely it will be me on Friday too when The Dutch play the Spaniards. My local establishment is going to be ground zero for the whole tourney and the Spaniards will definitely be showing up in droves however I have a thing for Dutch chicks, they can party. My sentimental underdog team will be Les Elephants.
They smell like Nancy Grace and Ron Goldman.
They smell like doodie and communist Jews.
They smell like Oprah’s breath after Gale performs natty cunt to mouth rescuscitation.
They don’t smell as bad as my old dogs farts.
America’s Funniest Home Labotomies?
Like Hillarysw hubris and Bill’s medical waste?