The stunt double for
George Michaels sighs; “Any old
Pork in a Storm…ewwww“
George Michael stand-in
says softer than the hard men
I’m used to. UPSET!
That 70’s show
reboot looks way better than
the original.
“Spent my whole paycheck,
all I have to show for it,
is this lap dance, Son.”
It puts the beard in
The basket or it get the hose.
The Bathroom Stall Hose.
“Ride me you beast” shouts
Jenny. Fake George looks for his
car keys for Yugo.
George Michael is gay
Since the gyroscope was put
In his monkeyhole.
Do U even lift?
How’d you find a brown Sharpie
To draw brows and beard
Oh, don’t cry for me
Asian Tina, truth is I
Don’t even lift, bro
“This girl is really
skanky. Bro, don’t you dare take
my pho…. Gawdamnit!”
Two-for-one huge ass
sunglasses hide the vapid
stares of the soul-less
She has a Googutz
That launched a 1000 renoBs
And he’s killed them all
George Michael stand-in
says softer than the hard men
I’m used to. UPSET!
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29??? This is getting ton be higher math!
George Michael stand-in says
EWWWWWW! There is no penis! What
will I do with this????
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George Michael stand-in says
Ass is softer than I am
used to. Not a guy????
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Lucky 13
That 70’s show
reboot looks way better than
the original.
“Spent my whole paycheck,
all I have to show for it,
is this lap dance, Son.”
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I will be your Fag
Gy Figure. Put your tiny
Mons In mine. I will
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Supermodels
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Please note that there was insufficient information to determine a different highest and best use of the subject apartment complex due to rigid municipal zoning and the known unstable nature of subsoils. All costs and development fees were reported by the holding corporation with the exception..
oops.
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Supermodels
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The i80’s rocked Son.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diYAc7gB-0A
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It puts the beard in
The basket or it get the hose.
The Bathroom Stall Hose.
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I’d like to thank George
Michael for having the same hair
As me in ’83.
83
She eats the big squid
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.
Dark Sock done sent me
Back thirty years when I started
To like Natty Bush.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCadcBR95oU
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Coondogs
In the 80’s, the
Hood rats could get a video
Made. This gap toothed Ho.
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Hood rats, I says.
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Sounds like that apartment building is going to be an interim highest and best use.
Fake George has Faith that
when he enters bathroom stall
glory hole is there.
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18 is legal everywhere
Fake George wants Freedom
to put his tiny hands on
another dude’s junk.
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7 halibuts in a bucket?
Chaz Douchwin FTW
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Wasn’t Wham! the sound
of two ghey bags getting slammed
together at night?
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George Michael is gay
Since the gyroscope was put
In his monkeyhole.
Boy, that gyroscope
Really gets around, don’t it?
Sloppy seconds – eww.
Father Figure George
tries entry into cloister.
Pearly gates denied.
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Fake George tells bleeth
“I want your sex” but she just
gives careless whisper.
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You’d think with all these
gyroscopes that these two would
have better aim sons.
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Stripper-pole Sally
Gives blow jobs in the alley
In Simi Valley
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Is it gay to say
I’m no longer bi-sexy?
Asking for G.M.
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The stunt double for
George Michael sighs — “I don’t bat
for the other team.”
Do U even lift?
How’d you find a brown Sharpie
To draw brows and beard
Matching lady arms
And shared taste for the big cock
These kindred spirits
Oh, don’t cry for me
Asian Tina, truth is I
Don’t even lift, bro
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^ Sung to the tune of “Don’t Cry For Me Argentina”
Hey, do you lift bro?
Dude, stay away from tank tops
‘Til you start lifting
Strip club , Champagne Room
First time dude’s hand on hot chick
Crotch spill soon soaks through
Also stands in for
Young Zack Galifanakis
In Hangover 4
In the 80’s you
Could fuck any old skank. I
was pretty drbk yo.
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bust a move young mc official music video
“This girl is really
skanky. Bro, don’t you dare take
my pho…. damnit.”
*GODdamnit.
Jenny’s size zero
waist swells to a size 6
when riding my cock.
*size 7
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For fuck’s sake.
Daniel’s career in
retail goes south after seen
with manager’s daughter.
Shit!
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*with boss’s daugt-
*with dude’s daughter
No!
*with guy he work’s with d- FUCKING SHIT DAMNIT FUCK!.
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I’m done. Fuck you all.
The King hasdt spoken.
A gardener in every
Pot. Lincoln weeps Bloods.
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IMPEACH that fuckefr hermit!
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My name is Juan
This picture smells bad
His shirt smells like cheap cologne
Her cunt smells like pee
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Obama’s cunt smells like tyranny and tacos.
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Two-for-one huge ass
sunglasses hide the vapid
stares of the soul-less
That being said I’d
pound that quartasian’s little
round ass all night long
The engagement ring
Means this Douche and Bleeth will
Promulgate species
The Porn Shoot backdrop
Makes bearded douche creepier
She’s Hott regardless
I’d lick her Coolie
From stem to stern with gusto
With gusto, I says
She has a Googutz
That launched a 1000 renoBs
And he’s killed them all
I’d put her Googutz
In the basket and fuck it
I’d fuck it, I says
She’s had STDs
Since his gyroscope was put
In her Monkeyhole
His Dick Nest, no doubt
Smells like her groin nectar and
Glistens in the light
I don’t often hear
words like googutz and coolie
since leaving JC
Jersey City
Groin Nectar is the
Name of Dark Socks jazz band in
Which he plays bass mons.
In Armenia
the porch beef is starved like calves
making it puny.
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“Ride me you beast” shouts
Jenny. Fake George looks for his
car keys for Yugo.
.
10 times a lady
“Give it to me stud” shouts
Jenny. Fake George looks for a
hammer and some nails.
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I have a giant
Doobie waiting for start of
Missouri Burning.
Coltrane soundtrack works
Watching riot squad prepare
Long weekend coming
His schvantz sparkles with
Her Lap Sauce which was dispensed
During Hate Coitus
His schmeckle shimmers
Covered in her Piss Flap Dew
Under the moonlight
.
The serious moonlight
Most importantly
“Do you even bro, bro?” He
Quipped most douchedly
Eric Bloom‘s burnin’
for Vera Gemini, but
she fears the creeper
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Does The George Michael
Sports Machine really need a
stunt double these days?
What I’d like to know is why those kids in South America with the fucked up mouths are in desperate need of hairlip surgery while Kirk Douglas is considered handsome, despite the repulsive hole in the middle of his chin.
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^ At this point in my life, I look to Douglas @ 97, and think – “fukk, that’s the BEST-CASE scenario”.
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Is it wrong to want
To lick Kirk Douglas’ chinhole.
A friend wants to know.
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10/3
Weekend booze-cloud’s gone;
It’s time to drink, rate Haikus
And watch The Saints lose…
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