Fraiku
***Yeah, I know DB1 had this gem as a link on his Chrimmas post…but dammit it’s just too good to pass up for Fraiku. Boss been sittin’ on some primo bag pics, yo. – D.S.***
Vin “Cool Breeze” Capon
Smirks as Liza collapses;
“Roofie’s kickin’ in…”
Ed Hardy Har Har said…
Eyes roll back in head.
LIza won’t be seeing Vin’s
premature cork pop.
The Reverend Chad Kroeger said…
Will this be the year
I have threesome with Katie
Couric and T-Pain?
DoucheyWallnuts said…
Trina would have sworn
Rex was transgender until
She checked under shirt
Magnum Douche P. I. said…
Other pec has date
tatt of his mom’s gang bang when
really created
Magnum Douche P. I. said…
Is she unconscious
if her eyes are are still open ?
Asking for Cool Breeze.
Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said…
His tattoo is why
millions believe in Flying
Spaghetti Monster.
Ed Hardy Har Har said…
Unconscious just means
she’s given her consent, right?
Asking for Cool Breeze.
hermit said…
In darkness of night
Her eyes are encrusted with
Satanic Wheat Chex™
Wheezer said…
Over-drafted card
in hand, Sally disgusted
by last charge on it.
DoucheyWallnuts said…
She’ll wear a ball gag
Before the night is over
And not remember
Tattoo artist fail.
Comma or Apostrophe?
All the same to him.
Eyes roll back in head.
LIza won’t be seeing Vin’s
premature cork pop.
Will this be the year
I have threesome with Katie
Couric and T-Pain?
Frankly, my shorty,
I don’t give a damn! Dumb bitch.
Gone With The Lettuce.
Trina would have sworn
Rex was transgender until
She checked under shirt
Wardrobe malfunction.
Douche nip reveal not desired!
Hopin’ for Liza!
Other pec has date
tatt of his mom’s gang bang when
really created
Lip ring detracts from
festering herp sores. Matching
one on his cock too
Other pec has date
tatt of when Vin “Capon” be-
came jailhouse chicken.
.
.
Hyphens are fair, right?
Is she unconscious
if her eyes are are still open ?
Asking for Cool Breeze.
Is it considered
rape if its just in her butt ?
Asking for Cool Breeze
Resolutions: Fuck
A cute midget. Kill a moose.
Neuter Vin Capon.\.
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From ditchdigger to
Mayor, everyone’s cunt welcome at
Rev Chads tonight.
Is it cheating to
Fuck a lez tonight? Asking
For Mrs. Kroeger.
John Stamos Jr.
asks to give her “Full House”. Her
ennui answers.
Boss screams “Close the fridge
door or you’re fired!” Douche needs
place to store body.
Douche wants her to rip
shirt off but she’s going for
DNA sample.
His tattoo is why
millions believe in Flying
Spaghetti Monster.
“Ungabunga” was
the last word Liz heard before
getting the room spins.
“Yes” means yes. “No” means
No. Liza’s gurgling noise means
anal without lube.
.
.
Number 9. Number 9. Number 9…
Unconscious just means
she’s given her consent, right?
Asking for Cool Breeze.
In darkness of night
Her eyes are encrusted with
Satanic Wheat Chex™
The next day cops find,
in the Denny’s parking lot,
her nude, ravaged corpse.
As Roofies kick in
Trina grabs Rex for balance
As he gropes her Quim
“Gods Creation” tatt
Makes me think we’re in trouble;
Is this “His” image?
Receding hairline
For Bleeth spells trouble. No one
Wants to bang bald chick
“Let me buy you drink,”
Is Rex’s opening line
Gives her Roofie Punch
Literacy hurts;
not the tatt so much, but the
smell that oozed after.
Over-drafted card
in hand, Sally disgusted
by last charge on it.
“This is for you, babe”;
Sally’s over limit now,
can’t find cab fare home.
fuck Im still drunk says
the old abbott to its flock
of miscreant cunts
She’ll wear a ball gag
Before the night is over
And not remember
Trina likes Fisting
And sunset walks on the beach
Rex loves Punish Sex
Rex passes Nipple
Test, means he’s not an android
Androids don’t have nips
I guess it pays to
be the wing man for Jameis
Winston. “No means no.”
I saw Trina Likes
Fisting open for Rex Loves
Punish Sex. Great show.
I’ve had enough of
This selfie nonsense. View the
“Wand of Narsissus”
.
Or…The Narscissistick. TM
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Selfie_stick
If the Reverend Chad Kroeger would mend his wicked ways he might be ushered through the Pearly Gates by
this chick.
https://diehipster.wordpress.com/2014/12/30/the-hipster-movement-is-dying-spread-the-word/
I don’t dig the Lebanese chicks Hermit. They like to gargle white balls and eat white cock like a gyro but when they hit 30 the facial moles and dark, thatchy cunt carpet gets stinky and fetid. I believe you thought she may be a Mulattoo.
.
I was mending my ways until I saw this hipster selfie shit, went into a rage, and delved into a bottle of the cheapest port and generic clonazepam. BTW, generic Viagra is the shit.
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http://www.selfiebrush.com/