Friday Haiku
Hair Metal is back!
Trish will find out that tube socks
Rolled in pants? Back too.
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hermit said…
He: Fired from Staples
She: A retired pole dancer.
Club accepts food stamps.
DoucheyWallnuts said…
How does he stand up
On legs that skinny? His hair
Weighs 200-pounds
Dickie Fingers said…
toothpick leg rocker
has no chance with Trish, she likes
a thicker sauseege
Charles Douchewin said…
I don’t mock carnies.
The Coney Island side show
is good, honest work.
Magnum Douche P.I. said…
Spinal Tap bassist
Amp goes to eleven. So
does her vibrator
Vin Douchal said…
Like past Tommy Lee
Toothpick sized wannabe star
No shower for month
The Reverend Chad Kroeger said…
She has not smiled once
Since the Theramin was put
In her Monkey Hole.
DoucheyWallnuts said…
Pre-season football
Is worse than looking at these
Two abortions. Son
Tackle Box said…
I remember when
We used to get lots of pear*
On Fridays, now sad
*hang in there Brah*
Trish shyly enquires,
A cucumber in your pants,
or glad to see me?
His curly chest hairs
and deviated septum
do not match the drapes
.
Huh?
Droopy faux rocker
depresses my old ass, son
Trish looks like a cunt.
Kicked out of Journey
Steve Perry can’t find his groove
Wears drapes,Macks old Bleeths
Jaclyn Smith’s hairdo
Helps you pick up chicks only
In Bizarro World
How does he stand up
On legs that skinny? His hair
Weighs 200-pounds
Trish is a Groupie
She’ll even take sauseege from
Cover Band losers
toothpick leg rocker
has no chance with Trish, she likes
a thicker sauseege
Note the paradox:
She has inverted nipples
His prostate’s swollen
He: Fired from Staples
She: A retired pole dancer.
Club accepts food stamps.
Don’t ask shape he’s in,
Can’t sing, ain’t pretty, legs thin
He just says, “Oh well.”
I don’t mock carnies.
The Coney Island side show
is good, honest work.
Reverse-perspective
photo! They drop the acid,
but we take the trip.
His awesome necklace
Was found in the urinal
in the men’s restroom.
He puts the lotion
in the basket or he gets
hose. Polio hose.
Spinal Tap bassist
Amp goes to eleven. So
does her vibrator
That Ratt tribute band
lead singer sure can pull the
creepy gypsy broads
Scored gig playing keys
Only guy for fifty miles
With ’70 Moog
Like past Tommy Lee
Toothpick sized wannabe star
No shower for month
Still living off of
A Top Ten hit in Irkutsk
Thirty years ago
If a child asks you
Why the terrorists hate us
Show them this photo
Hey dude! Your mom has
Those same exact pajamas
And way more chest hair
She has not smiled once
Since the Theramin was put
In her Monkey Hole.
Drummer’s two greatest
Days are the day they buy and
The day they sell kit.
Stone Temple Felchers
Never made it anywhere. He’s
Going nowhere with that.
His other girlfriend
In fetal position in
Leslie cabinet.
The Moody Hoes were
Always his favorite. He
Scored a ringer here.
“Dude! I only use
The Sears guitar for practice.
My Ibanez is broke”
^ Stone Temple Felchers ???? FTW
Jabroni
Wife’s zaftig Injun
Jew friend here for night. By Jew
I mean Dilaudid.
They have same hairdo
Since the Rocker’s Schvantz was put
In her Monkeyhole
Threesome with Jew Broads
Does it happen this weekend?
Will they Wax Your Ninns?
Pizza and ice cream
Conspired to give me the
Shits. The Shits, I says
Blue Oyster Felchers
Is a Tribute band. Tribute
To Douchebaggery
Tú un perdedor
You’re a loser baby, so
Why don’t we kill you
Never go to the
County Fair on Dilaudid
With zaftig Jew broads.
Fucktard Rocker Douche
Should suffer Penis Tourture
From Lenny the Box
Pre-season football
Is worse than looking at these
Two abortions. Son
Can zaftig Jew Broads
Work the schmeckle with gusto
If coaxed with good drugs?
I remember when
We used to get lots of pear
On Fridays, now sad
@DW
.
I got a year of
Backdoor action for new stove
And fridge. Is that fair?
Threesome is gonna
Happen when she moves to our
Neighbourhood. Natives.