Friday Haiku
Whoa! Lookit them buns!
She pines for a sugar cube;
‘Bag nipple deflates.
***Excellent work, faithful mockers; I giggled at this week’s Fraiku™ more giddily than Jacques Douchetou™ murdering Justin Bieber™ in a veal stall with a claw hammer. I’m adding a new Easter Egg from hereforthwith; them what wins the Internet™ with the sturdiest Fraiku™ (denoted in bold red™) will also have a link embedded in their missive that will lead to Pear™. As I further convalesce, I shall also endeavor to do the occasional pear-laden Thoughts n’ Links™ since I now sit atop an impressive pile o pear thanks to the generous submissions of you web-trolling horn-dogs…the heroic douche-bag regs, or as I think of you, the d’regs™. 23™. Son™ ***
Opie done got swole
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.
Opie’s arm — bigger
Than his head, and smarter too
Only dates horses
Nipplestopheles
gut punches that which he does
not understand: shirts
It puts the horse face
In the basket, or it gets
The hose..The pee hose.
I’d put her heinie
In the basket and f*ck it
I’d f*ck it, I says
Must be a mistake
I thought that show was canceled
“Two and a Half Men”
I’ve got a haunch that
the make a wish foundation
needs new management.
Bent Nipple, Gaysian
and Man Face. These sitcoms get
worse every year.
Shirtless dude peddles:
“Nips point way of stock market”
Buffett divests all
Cheryl Crowe horse face
Can crush walnuts with her ass
Flexy McPec sucks
That chick’s gristle hole
Could cut some poor dude’s penis
Clean half in two, Son
Nipsy Fluffle shows
off his form for tonight’s
wankfest in men’s room.
Opie done got swole
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.
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Gingers have no souls.
Two of these people have small
Penises. Her’s is hugeeee.
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It puts the horse face
In the basket, or it gets
The hose..The pee hose.
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Dark Sock gun figured
Out how to arrange posts.
Delete the fuckers!
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She gets doggie style
Or the blind Missionary;
Can’t look at that face.
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Crystal math
Opie’s arm — bigger
Than his head, and smarter too
Only dates horses
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16 twice in row
Must be glitch in the Matrix
Still 2005
Nipplestopheles
gut punches that which he does
not understand: shirts
Sagging nipples and
a manly lantern-like jaw.
Two dudes are impressed.
Quite the strong haunches
and warm blooded pedigree.
Dark Sock peed in it.
Newest post on top
“Tis a joyous day indeed
DarkSock cracked the code
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Must be a mistake
I thought that show was canceled
“Two and a Half Men”
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Promotional SWAG
Contest Prep-aration H
Works as a lube too!
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I only date my
DE…praved little sister/boy
And swelled-up douchebags
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I’ve got a haunch that
the make a wish foundation
needs new management.
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-π
This picture proves that
Sodomites get a bad rap
Said no one, ever
Her Bowling Ball Glutes
Induced masturbatory
Frenzy this morning
Is it weird if I
Let her strap on and bang me?
Asking for a friend…
Body Builder needs
Stronger steroids for contest
The Bleeth is bigger
Her clitoris is
The size of my thumb thanks to
Her use of steroids
This is a threesome
I wouldn’t want to see in
Action, even drunk
I’d put her heinie
In the basket and fuck it
I’d fuck it, I says
Bent Nipple, Gaysian
and Man Face. These sitcoms get
worse every year.
I only date my
Delta Tau Delta frat bros
Women are icky
New, odd marketing
At manure convention
Still same old horseshit
Shirtless dude peddles:
“Nips point way of stock market”
Buffett divests all
“Aw shucks!” says Opie
as he finds out that he can’t
date Hover Hands’ delts.
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36/2
Nice ass, Butterface
she needs a burka and I
would need a blindfold
Attaboy DSock!!!, good to see you back in the game.
When bent nipple’s bro
said they were hitting da club
he thought the health club
Her dates put the bag
over her head or they lose
the hose. Their stiff hose
If you want to bang
girl with dude face are you gay ?
Asking for a friend
Her glutes are so round
the only places she can
sit are bean bag chairs.
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10^1
This math is used like
reCAPTCHA to grade homework
for Bunsen’s students.
Most chicks have saddle
Bags at her age, No bowlinf
Ball bags. Yaba Daba Doo!
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What’s a bowlinf ball bags?
Smooth chest and tight abs
Gives me renoB. Am I gay?
Asking for a friend….
Her Adam’s Apple
Is size of her left ass cheek
Drugs can mess you up
The muscle control
Of her Vag creates suction
I can feel from here
Her sphincter is star
Of many dirty movies.
And by dirty I….
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http://poopeegirls.com/1716-blond-pee-and-dairrhea.html#cl
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Mrs. Kroeger has tried
Anal bleaching. I can’t
Afford that much bleach.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_bleaching…..23. Son
Cheryl Crowe horse face
Can crush walnuts with her ass
Flexy McPec sucks
That chick’s gristle hole
Could cut some poor dude’s penis
Clean half in two, Son
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Gary smiles because
he knows that whoever wins,
he still gets the cocck.
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a prime number
Nipsy Fluffle shows
off his form for tonight’s
wankfest in men’s room.
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of legal age for consent
Is it weird to be
aroused by the Rev’s scatt link ?
Asking for a friend.
Okay, I watched this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2-WQ4s7bQU
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I give up.
I been smokingk the
Weed. Getting the munch on Dave
Navarro style.
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‘Living Mas…Fuck.
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And fuck you Jacques I hate that fucker! Son.
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I’m so stooned I don’t
Know if I’m writing, watching
porn or Private Ryans.
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f
Who is the Felcher
In this group? My bet is on
The douche on the left
PooPeeGirls.com
Better than Spy On Vegas
Where the scat is real
Buns of Steel. Vagine
Droops around like sleeve old
Wizard. And shit, son.
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I lick to thank the
Fuckers that stopped Commkies.
Fuck you berlin walf.
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Ok. So, drones + Rule #34 = “Drone Boning”.
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Don’t pretend you’re surprised.
Fly-by Fucks boring
Need more lesbos and close ups
No renoB achieved
Guaranteed Renob
Watching hula hooping tight
Spinner cool stoned chicks.
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http://www.freemovies.tv/video/playing-with-remy-and-lexi/
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Nude Hula hooping
My new favorite perversion
Don’t need the Piss Chicks
Guggenheim Shit at the Mother Ship.
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