Friday Haiku
My brother’s escaped
From Psych Ward; lock up your daughters;
His name is…PinkSock.
Sock’s laptop is hosed
It’s all ate up with Mal-Ware;
O damn you, Brazzers…
Gaymau5 does not miss
Leg day at the gym ever
It rubs the lotion…
PinkSock battle cry
Turns bitter dissapointment
Finds out got a chick
Catwoman’s birthday
stripper wasn’t really what
Batman expected.
“Meet your new cellmate”
is what you don’t want to hear
when seeing this guy
The PinkSock is swole
everywhere but in his
rubber pantaloon.
Don’t google Pinksock
unless you want to see the
Revs wife’s prolapsed ass
PinkSock is swole since
Batwoman put her finger
in his monkeyhole
The other Pink Meat
Is waaaaay preferable to
This living Jacques link
It stuffs the prolapse
In the anus or it gets
The hose. The Puke Hose
PinkSock wails in angst
Got six more weeks of re-hab
Peed in a cup once
Silence of the Gams
Hannibal Rectum puts
Clarrisse in prolapse.
I was going to link to a Pavel Petal photo, but came across this interview with him.
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Now I am sad.
I’m just kidding, not
just Dark Sock can pee in a
horse’s butt…Pavel.
Gaymau5 does not miss
Leg day at the gym ever
It rubs the lotion…
So this is what goes
On at electric daisy
Carnival back stage.
On a whim I click
One of fag Jacques link thingies
Yuck, tasted the bile
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Beechwood 4-5789
PinkSock battle cry
Turns bitter dissapointment
Finds out got a chick
Latex alergy
Raging rash and itchy eyes
We can only hope
The Johnny Manziel
Carried out of Vegas club
By his bodyguard
Hey everyone meet
“Cubby” from New Mousketeers
“Y”? Because he’s douche
PinkSock struggles with
Eyehole thingers for his mask
Like Don Johnson did
Catwoman’s birthday
stripper wasn’t really what
Batman expected.
Mondo Bondage Pink
Panther new Tubes character!
Fee Waybill gets swoll!
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Sweet 16!
Gaymau5 fashion sense
includes leather straightjacket
for pumped-up penis.
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Unlike our buddy Pavel who’s obviously escaped Arkham Penile Asylum.
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I sure get “13” a lot! Is this game rigged?
Catwoman taken
by a hunky Mousetequeer,
Not so Marvel-ous.
Catwoman taken
by new Boy Wonder Gaymau5.
Really wants Batman.
It puts the Biceps
Femoris in the basket
Or it gets the hose.
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In Obama’s new
America. The people are
Led to the slaughter.
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Son: swole, clad in pink
latex and angry is no
way to go through life
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“Meet your new cellmate”
is what you don’t want to hear
when seeing this guy
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Would it be that bad,
if I was aroused by pic?
Asking for a friend.
Ballon animal
goes amok! Clown scares all the
kids at Chuck E Cheese!
The PinkSock is swole
everywhere but in his
rubber pantaloon.
Cuckold Cosplay Clown
Creeps Crickey Christies’ Coon Cake.
Cookies cure cancer Cousins.
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CC
Don’t google Pinksock
unless you want to see the
Revs wife’s prolapsed ass
I love the prolapse
Like I like my menstrual
Fluids. Way Chunky!
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PinkSock is swole since
Batwoman put her finger
in his monkeyhole
The other Pink Meat
Is waaaaay preferable to
This living Jacques link
It stuffs the prolapse
In the anus or it gets
The hose. The Puke Hose
Latex muscle shirt
With Mickey head won’t get you
Head. But you’ll give it
The Pink Mousetequeer
carries Bat Girl so he can
get Dark Knight Rising
I defy you to
never click a Jaques “bad” link.
I couldn’t hold out.
Petal should be free
to shock the shit out of me.
Hotter than Putin.
What I want to know;
Where’s Skinny D’Amato
In a case like this?
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Inside Jokers
Life is like a box
of gimps. You never know how
you’re gonna’ get fucked.
He puts the latex
In the basket or he gets
The hose. The Kink Hose
Latent Latex Lad
Lifts Luscious Latex Lassie
Luring Lax Losers
Holiday snowstorm
Means early drinking today
Holiday Bender
Who says that’s a chick
On shoulder? My bet is he’s
Pole-smoking Douchebag
Latex and Fisting
Is motto he has tattooed
Across his buttocks
PinkSock wails in angst
Got six more weeks of re-hab
Peed in a cup once
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Lex Loser lures
Lois Lane from Superman,
with his tighter tights.
I am hoping that
This poor shit is not Hermit.
With Arms Wide Open.
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https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10152861840188866&set=vb.5753328865&type=2&theater
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Silence of the Gams
Hannibal Rectum puts
Clarrisse in prolapse.
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^ Yes, though penniless
at the end of each sentence
I don’t smack my lips
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PinkSock screams out loud
His Thanksgiving protest chant;
“No giblets, no peas!”
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PinkSock chugs Pepto
Eats southern fried flamingo
And hates breast cancer
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‘Neath his plastic shorts
PinkSock smells like old salmon
Her cunt smells like pee
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He puts his turkey
Leg in the basket then he
Gets the hose. Male Hose
Happy Thanksgiving
Comrades. I saw Hoda on
TV. Cunt like poo.
Hermit, my Hermit;
Doth winds jest blow of the Wwests
Imminent Demise
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Is there any more
Sorrow to come our way? Save
Thy whales ye beetniks
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A Boom felt many
A year ago consumers
Did it raise. Those yon
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Millenials a
Debt they cannot pay; Perchance
That Heavenly Whore.
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Has put them in
Precarious mode. To observe
The mortal Choad.
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And it all betwixt
In a cosmic dashboard, the
Fates of young loves lost.
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I shit. 24
^ I’m deeply moved…..
……..I think
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fuck the beatniks.
If I wan’t so fucked up I’d tell of the time I saw a vw hit an oak tree full of beatniks,
Mashy Nipple Lick
Rhino Clit, Non Sequitur
Happy Thanksgiving
Does Black Friday mean
You guys get all Natty Bush
With the Mulattoos.
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22. Son.
When I squeeze it hard
It gets so purple it’s black
A cat can’t scratch it
Rev 2:43
Some say Black Friday is Robinson Crusoe’s right hand man, but I’ll attempt to explain on The Mother Ship if you promise to describe Boxing Day and it’s ramifications on modern society and shit.
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Why do chicks wear shit
On their fingernails, when all
We want is cunt pee.
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Why do chicks wear shit
On their fingernails, when all
We want is cunt pee.
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Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him (Oh, man, this is so bad, it’s good) a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
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^Ftw…
Back in Biloxi;
Damn flight was dee-laid…Red-Eye.
Sleep, then rank Fraiku.
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If Dark Sock pees in
horses, does Pink Sock pee in
My Little Bronies?
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a good age for Scotch
I would hate to see
other floats in Berlin’s Gimp
Pride Rally parade.
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16 lost brain cells
Dee-laid is the wrong
kind of laid; ‘Sock be looking
for a snow bunnie.
If I started doon
More weed and booze I think
My income may rise.
This is why you should
never resort to Pepto
if out of lube sons.
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The real Pink Sock.
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http://www.redtube.com/569248
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At the end…