Friday Haiku – March 21, 2005
Behold, my Brethren:
Before us: Short Stanley and
The Hills of L.A.
****Doc B wins the internet in an outstanding mock-fest this week, w/ honorable mutterings by Wheezer, Charles D and Jacques BadLinks****
What a Hillsome babe!
Is she really nine feet tall?
Our survey says, Schwing!!
Oh! those shorts conceal
the pleasure of mons reveal.
Pacific skin, sun.
NeckBeard, the pirate
goes ashore to score booty,
and her treasured chest.
Midget LA clown
escapes PBR bulls and
finds better udders!
The Leaning Tower
Of Bleeth is too much for Short
Stanley, needs stunt cockk
Wonders why dentist
Knocks her out for just cleaning
Wakes up with sore vag
Little Al wants to
take ride on her Matterhorns.
Too bad size does count.
Haven’t heard from Rev
Since the Ottawa shooter
Was apprehended.
.
Too soon?
He uses ladder
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.
No recall for her.
A pull of the belly chain
lets airbags inflate.
Beverly’s Hills are
9-0-2-1-0-so-nice;
gotta motorboat
His hand looks like dwarf’s
on her waist. Her’s on his dick
like Shaq palms marble.
When the ancient Japanese poets created the Haiku, I don’t think “her c*nt smelled like pee” was what they had in mind.
What a Hillsome babe!
Is she really nine feet tall?
Our survey says, Schwing!!
This hottie needs some
Melonious Spunk between
her teeth, gums and hair.
I gladly offer
upon Bridgette’s Double D’s
My pearls of jizzdom.
Oh! those shorts conceal
the pleasure of mons reveal.
Pacific skin, sun.
NeckBeard, the pirate
goes ashore to score booty,
and her treasured chest.
Midget LA clown
escapes PBR bulls and
finds better udders!
Hers is the tallest
towering figure across
the L.A. skyline.
Who knew there’d be a
Victoria’s Secret float
for the douche parade.
It is without a
Doubt this Bleeth is a magnet
For baghunter cum
The Leaning Tower
Of Bleeth is too much for Short
Stanley, needs stunt cockk
Erin Andrews Bleeth
Needs to lighten her eyebrows
The patch doesn’t match
Thick thighs and eyebrows
Will make an interesting
Evening for Stanley
Did Short Stanley have
To answer security
Math to bang Erin
Erin’s Booty Shorts
Could be Sweatpants for Stanley
Will he get in them?
Red Largeman takes break
Drove the short, yellow bus here
Filled with “slow” students
Wonders why dentist
Knocks her out for just cleaning
Wakes up with sore vag
Teletubby La
Without costume, scores Groupie
Freaks love Las Vegas
The bigger they are
The bigger their vagina
Vagina, I says
You coward! You used
that moment in time to pull
the hover finger!
What is 9+ 5?
Too much math for me, I say.
Only have 11 fingers.
9+9 is sum
Of their IQs combined, Son
Math is ironic
Rev on a bender
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkeyhole
Haven’t heard from Rev
Since the Ottawa shooter
Was apprehended.
.
Too soon?
That’s right Shorty, smile
You may be in for a ride
She forgets quickly
Little Al wants to
take ride on her Matterhorns.
Too bad size does count.
Little Al tells boss
motorboating accident
cause for his sick day.
He uses ladder
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.
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It puts its head in
The cleavage or it gets the
Hose. The Titty Hose.
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Big boobies bouncing
South American style. Juan just
Ate bad burrito.
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Gabriella Reese
Falls on hard times. Backup plan
Includes drug muling.
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11 Fuck!
Thigh rubbing friction
Shows 30’s body. Get a
Midget while she can.
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His face is made for
Biting. And that’s just what he’ll
Do. Bite those fuckers!
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Hey Lady! Can I
See your bikini bridge. No
Just band hairy bushl
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What is 10+3?
Why is Short Stanley smiling?
Why is she smiling?
.
Because 13
No recall for her.
A pull of the belly chain
lets airbags inflate.
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Does anyone else
think he looks like Turtle from
Entourage sons.
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Looming in background
Those three men in business suits
Pulling puppet strings
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Short dude is lucky
Those belly-button cum drops,
Sure sign she’s easy
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Beverly’s Hills are
9-0-2-1-0-so-nice;
gotta motorboat
Scruffy beard, greasy
hair, shades…..”LA” means Lame Ass.
At least he’s smilin’.
Nithe powder blue there,
Thport! Did she make you wear her
bikini bottom?
The Rev FTW, even though I don’t know what the fuck it means.
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Hey Lady! Can I
See your bikini bridge. No
Just band hairy bushl
To get to her twat
He needs lessons in climbing
Rappelling, I says
What’s with all the math?
Wee-man and big hott equals
a lame night for her
His hand looks like dwarf’s
on her waist. Her’s on his dick
like Shaq palms marble.
Tall blonde and busty
amazon throws mercy lay
to Warwick Davis.
“May the road rise up
to meet you”, old Gaelic grace…
I hate “Leprechaun“.
She’s not as hot as
Carrie Fischer. He’s not as
handsome as Ewok.
Thanks google image
search. This is not my preferred
style of midget porn.
Lanisters always
pay their debts. And by “debts”
I mean midget porn
It puts the midget
In the pic or gets the hose…
The midget porn hose.
Okay, I’m done. See you at Fright Town tomorrow Baron…..
Criminal Minds plays
On distant screen. Unsub shoved
Up her ass and shit.
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Dwarfporn 15
In 1978
I has the pleasure to stick
Finger in tall girl once.
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Her cunt smelled like pee
And her face was manly. I bragged
A lot anyway.
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If my stats cool…………..l? The
Average age of dead Cream
Members is 71.
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RIP Ginger Baker
May you live for the statistical 8 years Eric.
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8:1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hftgytmgQgE
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When the ancient Japanese poets created the Haiku, I don’t think “her cunt smelled like pee” was what they had in mind.
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sweet sixteen Son(s)
https://mobile.twitter.com/iLGDaily/status/526425644616658946/photo/1
For the third time in
His not so short life. Rev Chad
Was not elected.
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http://brasizemeasurements.com/kari-byron-body-measurements/
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