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Saturday, April 30, 2005
Fraiku
Porch Beef, Denim Jeans:
They all died in the 90’s…
Why not this DoucheBag?
He grew a head fin
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole
Faux Hawk takes his kids
to his fave Douche Spot! Will soon
hit on step daughter.
Ed Hardy Har Har said…
There are baleen whales
jealous of her gum line. But
she can’t filter douche.
Faux Hawk Douche knows how
many Monkey Holes his beads
have been pulled out of.
The Dude said…
Faux Hawk Club Guru
Hangin’ with the younger crowd
Gets stuck with the bill
Hey, that old bloated
guy with gray faux hawk is hot !
Said no girl. Ever.
L.S.D. offsets
‘Hawk’s blood pressure medicine
Time for a stroke out
Ben Franklin would weep
Salty fuccen tears if he
Could see this picture
Gristled faux hawk douche
Never leaves the night club scene
Impresses the youngsters
Tommy the Tool and
Oldbag Ron hassle wait staff
for lame Spyon pic
Wheatstalks needs help to
stand for induction into
douchebag Hall of Fame.
Ogling Jerz Bleeths
I forget why we mock them
They make my pants swole
Fraiku. Sons.
I would bang her gongs…
“Bang a Gong, git it on”, sons
T Rex spins in grave…
She knows wearing a
belt AND suspenders ensures
pants never come off.
the shirt he wanted
“keep calm while I eat a dick”
is on back order
She’s been a spinner
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.
Parents not amused
when they insist that wedding
is on 4/20.
Ironic T-Shirt
Convention filled with those who
live in mom’s basement
Rev Chad’s sculpted leg
Could not fit through the waist of
His shirt. Nice shirt though.
How can it be? It’s
Asking the impossible
He makes pot douchey.
4/20 Douchebags
Co-opt cultural icon
Since “Ed Hardy” died
Fraiku
Hours in the Spa,
Wax rips off the crinkly hairs…
Girl’s vag? No…his chest.
What perky daughter?
RenoB killing Cougar Scowl
revs his MILF motor.
Disappointed Mom
sees vision of trailer parks
in daughter’s drunk smile.
That is a mother-
Daughter duo I would
Cosby on first date?
Denny Terrio
Stills sucks the c0ckk better than
Either of these Bleeths
El Chapo broke out
Of prison to get to Vegas
And kill this douchebag.
A.V.N. Miss Best
Handjob is on the D.L.
with carpal tunnel
This guy will go broke
from the mom’s nose candy bill
that snozz is hungry
Douche plans mom/daughter
three way. Wakes alone, groggy
and missing wallet
Olga looks guilty
Broke Kimmy’s thumb whilst takiing
Furious fisting
He thought it was a
poop, not her fist. So he tried
to pinch it off, son.
Wednesday, April 27, 2005
Fraiku – Large Edition
Who loves ya, Baby?
Who’s gravitas pulls Pear Moons?
JOHN LARGEMAN…that’s who.
When all’s said and done
Who’s gonna pay the bar tab?
JOHN LARGEMAN…that’s who.
Who rocks the C-PAP
And the diabetes socks
JOHN LARGEMAN… that’s who.
Who’s the guy bleeths call
Fatso with the fat wallet ?
JOHN LARGEMAN… that’s who.
Who has five dicks, man
Can bang all these chicks at once
JOHN LARGEMAN… that’s who.
Some guy gets to drive
the party girls home now. Who?
JOHN LARGEMAN…that’s who.
Who is giving free
Beard rides to all the hot Bleeths
JOHN LARGEMAN… that’s who.
Who swung up to club
In his Ford® Super-Duty?
JOHN LARGEMAN… that’s who.
Who’s got a sixty
Inch waist that all the Bleeths chase?
JOHN LARGEMAN… That’s who.
Who is the reason
Hillary had private email?
JOHN LARGEMAN…That’s who.
Who gave Dave Crosby
The anonymous liver.
JOHN LARGEMAN….Had Two.
Who can wear Prada
but will still get a NOTTA?
JOHN LARGEMAN…That’s who.
Who has massive balls
to spackle vaginal walls?
JOHN LARGEMAN…That’s who.
Who dribbles gravy
on turkey and on ladies?
JOHN LARGEMAN…That’s who.
Who will go down south
with bits of cheese in his mouth?
JOHN LARGEMAN…That’s who.
Who does Donkey Douche’s
mom call when she wants the schlong?
JOHN LARGEMAN… That’s who.
Who has Prostate Gland
That’s bigger than Rhode Island?
JOHN LARGEMAN…that’s who!
Tuesday, April 26, 2005
Fourth o’ Fraiku
Under-Age Frolics
In the shallow end of the
Gene Pool…filter’s clogged
She don’t have no tits
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.
Skanky Rehab girls
Drink Bud Lite in a soiled pool
Great day for this douche
He is pointing at
the underwater caverns
he’ll never explore.
Can we ask the drought
To dry up the ReHab pool
Then scrape off the trash
Confused bag points to
Floater he let slip out, things
Went all Caddyshack
Better check the skanks’
I.D.’s Jason. Fifteen will
get you twenty bro.
Two twos ain’t a four.
Unless you use douche-math, where
five twos ARE a “10”.
What kind of dental
nightmare is the tatted chick
attempting to hide?
Liposuction from
Jill Largewoman could help these
two quite immensely.
Under-Age Frolic
Body Tat claims Wildest
Meth!, hell of a drug.
Lolita Largeman
Languishes in the “B” Pool
Thanks to her huge Gunt
Crapping in this pool
Would actually improve
Picture quality
Monday, April 25, 2005
Well wadda y’know…
Horizontal stripes also
Make things look shorter…
His belly button protrudes
More than his little pecker
But Chad doesn’t mind
Why not display his
Greasy hair and odd naval
Next, fucck a squirrel
Never confuse a
Craig’s list ad with Match.com
or you get these two.
70s rocker
Appearance means “I live in
my mother’s basement.”
Roto Rooter guy
has reason to celebrate
he unclogged the john.
Little white thingy
poking out top of his trunks.
It’s not a string, folks!
Sunday, April 24, 2005
Double Belated Fraiku
Sir Lickey McSplit
Soils honey-haired goodness;
Atheism soars…
Skinny D’Amato
has some work ahead of him
this douche deserve it.
Skinny D’Amato
Wouldn’t dirty his digits
On this here j’drool
She holds her wine glass
like she holds his dick. Fingers
give full coverage.
Long hair twat face douche
Nose candy remnant nostrils
Don’t click on photo
Crack Black hasn’t
Had a song in years. Traded
Wife for taut tummy.
Discount Gene Simmons
wants to rock and roll all night.
Don’t Lick It Up, Beth.
Suzy dallies with
Tiny Tim’s retarded son
Tiptoes through the herps
Cellulite Ass Cheeks
Background Jenna Largewoman
Adam Duritz Clown
Poor Richie Blackmore
hasn’t aged very well but
group doesn’t care.
Ten of us left at
Recent count. Crazy fuckers
Telling the truth Sons.
Saturday, April 23, 2005
Belated Fraiku
Biff Precious ponders
Invading A-Rack; decides
Jherbouti instead
It puts the face to
the hole, and it gets the nose
the flat-fronted nose
Jen’s Siamese Twin
Chad didn’t get the memo
“Tank tops only, brah!”
Bieber Douche looks like
Distant relative of “Zyzz”
Without astethic
Dude. Where the fuck did
the black guy’s hand come from
in this photo?…Weird.
Lindsey Graham’s plan
for rotating first lady
has just won my vote.
Friday, April 22, 2005
Fraiku
No-Pants Subway Day
Now apparently a thing;
Douchebag Sally Rides
Candyman wields mere
tic tacs, but handles king size
Whatchamacallit.
The knit cap stays on
Whilst I rummage her Coolie
Her Coolie, I says
The knit cap stays on
whilst she uses her man hands
for various chores.
May be “No Pants Day”
But it’s sponsored by Valtrex©
Don’t sit on benches
Candyman looks like
he’s smuggling a roll of Certs
in those unfilled drawers.
The TSA did
A full cavity search on
Him and he liked it
Full Moon Party Guy
Gets a GoinPeace from me;
just leave the Hott please.
Wearing mom’s granny
panties as cowl is invite
to “full moon party”.
The only couple
‘C’s’ he wants, are batteries
for that Fresh Boom Box.
In the air one smells
Whiffs of Japanese sarin
Smells like Victory
Thursday, April 21, 2005
Fraiku
This ‘Bag’s Fish-Slap Gaze
Is verily strong, My Sons…
Bring forth…Halibut
The only places you can’t
Find these two smirking is Apple
Store and library.
Blue-tinged Midge Largeman’s
Guilty look and demeanor
She fouled Girls Room
A urine sample
Produced at a yard party
Won’t be accepted
Gay Boston Warlock
Macks on tranny Carrera
As Midge languishes
