Hot Chicks With Douche Bags

Friday Haiku: End o’ Times Square

Technicolor Yawn;
Our Society vomits
Forth these rutting freaks.

Fraikuuu

Poor Bulbous Betty;
Biff gives her two turntables
And a Micro-Bone…

Gimme a Betty
lay down a hot funky groove
and spin her platters

For all of those knobs,
he can’t find her one button
that matters the most.

It’s easy to see.
Clearly lit. Yet nobody’s
using the exit…

Biff pulls a Cosby;
Betty’s gonna regret this
in the morning. Ew.

Professional what?
His shirt that is. “Rape Monkey”?
I like giant boobs.

Professional Gape
Jockey anals cheap porn star
With cartoonish chest.

Porn stars and D.J.s
Burgeoning industries for
Uneducated

Is she still hott chick
if her who-ha looks like a
worn out catchers mitt

Fraiku

Biff skirts his drug test
Trish offers her pee sample.
Turns out he’s pregnant…

Fraiku

Guido steps up fast;
“Yo, baby…why the long face?”
Sugar cubes in hand…

**EDIT**  Charles D FTW.  Son.

Sara Jessica
Parker has stiff contester
And by *stiff* I mean…

Thank God for duct tape
so nothing pokes it’s head out
from beneath that skirt

It was Good Friday
Until Darth Sock unleashed the
Tranny Kracken. Son.

“Scent of a Woman”
reboot – starring: George Clooney
and Al Pacino.

Is look on his face
due to booze or from grope of
“her” prison wallet?

it rubs the lotion
on her adam’s apple or
it get the man hose

I promised myself:
Jacques, no tranny jokes. Okay?
So…I got nothing.

Clang, jingle as they pass
Her steely iron ball sack
His horrible bling

He drinks his cran and
Goose with a stinky pinky
Off the glass, no class!

They met at salon
Both getting unibrows cleaned
Carpets match the drapes

Razor stubble in
Ass crack should have been warning
But for Trent, wasn’t

Self Worship Fraiku

Sky-Bro is so hawt
He just came in his own dick;
“Am I gay?”, he asks…

Fraiku: Big Head, Bod, and the (Dairy) Monsters Edition…

Trish REALLY likes head;
Fails to understand “What is:
Macrocephaly“…

Fraiku

Joey ChestStubble
Flexes in wondrous shadows
Of Silicone Peaks

Bath-salts Hugh Jackman
starring in: Agents Of M.I.L.F.
Wait; wrong universe?

Sandal Boy in back
Received cabana blowjob
Joey needs to spit

It’s obivous here
Wasn’t “A Dare”, she lost bet
Dates douche for one day

DARE to be diff’rent
Try to take your eyes off of
Pamela’s bolt-ons

Dare smells that
Which nose job cannot…
Closet of Poo nomination

Bath Salt Hugh Jackman
is playing sphincter guitar
he will poop his pants.

Bath Salts Hugh Jackman
does impression of Trumpster
mocking disabled.

Fantabulous Bleeth
Keeps straight face even though Zeke
Floated Air Buscuit

I’d traverse mine field
In Fallujah wearing chaps
To wax her Ninnies**

**NINNIES HE SAYS**

Her belly needs a
good spackling. Joey’s face
needs good smacking.

Friday Haiku

Y’know, folks, sometimes
Here on Friday Haiku, the
Jokes just write themselves…

Never choose saying
in public restroom stall as
model for your life.

He ain’t self aware
Makes jokes about his anus
His Bleeth is heinous

Obvious boob job
Rest of her makes us wonder
Are nips in right place?

Obama called in
the JV squad and these two
appeared like magic.

The contents of both
those cups wouldn’t be enough
to tolerate her.

Blistered like the
Nut sack of ISIS, the herpes
Rises triumphant.

Bimbo and Himbo
in Aviain’tor glasses
No big ragrets there.

Some other guy left
his nut gunk in her navel.
Gronk will lick it off.

I’ll bet someone had
his anus morning, noon and
night in the big house.

Hanging belly ring
Hasn’t been in style since
Her belly was flat

Perfect breastesses
Can’t redeem haggard meth mom
Or repel douchebags

Fraiku Poo 4 U

So many things here
Going on…Needs explaining…
I’m just “bicycling”?

Bottle rats roll up
To the club on a Huffy
Instead of Pinto

“Lumbersexual:
In The Barrio.” is the
worst new Marvel Film.

Black dress’ badonk
Knocks bumper right the f*ck off
’70 Vega

Her Crabs are so big
They knocked the bumper off of
That Ford Festiva

The bimbos were not
injured in the accident.
Silicone air bags

Broski is really
uninterested in girls
since removing seat.

She hasn’t been the
same since she jammed handlebars
into monkey hole.

I have a feeling
In each of their homes is a
God Damn Dirty Door!

***I see what you did there, Chuck D…***

Might as well face it
You’re addicted to Hummus
MTV Beirut

When her feet are too
Big for her shoes I take a
Pass. A Pass, I says

Drop her feet on the
Muslims of the Caliphate
they don’t know fear yet

If Lunk hits a bump
Gun in belt shoots his balls off
And then we ALL win

Fraiku – November Reign Edition

Jenna must sulk with might;
Her swarthy chesticles are
Eclipsed by Man-Pecs…