Thursday, May 19, 2005
Fraikuuu
Poor Bulbous Betty;
Biff gives her two turntables
And a Micro-Bone…
mistercreen said…
Gimme a Betty
lay down a hot funky groove
and spin her platters
Charles Douchewin said…
For all of those knobs,
he can’t find her one button
that matters the most.
Charles Douchewin said…
It’s easy to see.
Clearly lit. Yet nobody’s
using the exit…
The Dude said…
Biff pulls a Cosby;
Betty’s gonna regret this
in the morning. Ew.
FredN. said…
Professional what?
His shirt that is. “Rape Monkey”?
I like giant boobs.
Professional Gape
Jockey anals cheap porn star
With cartoonish chest.
Vin Douchal said…
Porn stars and D.J.s
Burgeoning industries for
Uneducated
Magnum Douche P. I. said…
Is she still hott chick
if her who-ha looks like a
worn out catchers mitt
I deeply respect the medical technology that went into that bimbo’s chest. Wish they could do something for her legs, though….
Still, if she can find someone to perform the correct procedure for detaching that necrotic, pustulent cancerous growth next to her, I’d be glad to honor her nether regions with my life essence.
Oh, and FRIST!
Gimme a Betty
lay down a hot funky groove
and spin her platters
For all of those knobs,
he can’t find her one button
that matters the most.
It’s easy to see.
Clearly lit. Yet nobody’s
using the exit…
The classiest guy
here, just grabbed the mike and yelled:
“Yo! She stole Pam’s tits!”.
Biff pulls a Cosby;
Betty’s gonna regret this
in the morning. Ew.
Professional what?
His shirt that is. “Rape Monkey”?
I like giant boobs.
Professional Gape
Jockey anals cheap porn star
With cartoonish chest.
It puts the boobs in
The basket, or it gets the
Hose. The Hooker Hose.
Are there any disc
Jockeys or short order cooks
That don’t have arm fung?
Porn stars and D.J.s
Burgeoning industries for
Uneducated
Jacking off to porn
Okay to know the chick’s names?
Asking for a friend
Jesse Jane, Porn star
350 vids state
“First Time Anal”
Is she still hott chick
If thousands of money shots
Have splashed on her face
Spring fever tomcat
Spray. Stink fills her Mons Pubis.
The Who still on tour.
Is she still hot chick
if her gaped anus looks like
the Holland Tunnel
Is she still hott chick
if her who-ha looks like a
worn out catchers mitt
My newest hero
.
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We have been doing
This for three electoral
Cycles, and Shit. Sons.