'Bag Swarm
A reader writes in with the following ‘Bag Swarm:
Please find attached a picture of my roommate at a club in Barbados. It was horrible, it was so, so, horrible. Please note the slickly greased hair on our friend on the right here. And the long sleeved black shirt in 90 degree caribbean weather. And the extra-long extra-icky fingernails, which you are luckily cannot see so well in this pic. And the pinky ring. Oh, God, the pinky ring. I’m not even going to go into his goatee/ I-accidentally-shaved-off- most-of-this-moustache thing.
P.S. She used to date this guy and I can, in fact, confirm the fact that he is a douchebag.
I don’t know if these three dudes are true ‘bags or not, I’m just pleased to see Cedric The Entertainer, Jermaine DuPre and Hootie find love.
