Tuesday, September 12, 2006
Fat Bass
It’s gotta suck going through life looking like a puffed up version of a former teen-idol boy band member who then came out of the closet.
The solution?
Grow some fungle on your chin and frost your hair like Jennifer Aniston circa 1998.
Then again maybe this is that singer himself, I can’t even tell anymore. Nor can I tell how hot the chicka is.
All I know is I spilled mustard on my shirt. Stupid mustard.
