Tuesday, September 19, 2006
Hefty GlassBags
Standard ‘bag sandwich formation on a Monday afternoon and I’m thinkin’ I haven’t remotely gotten drunk enough. Time to bust out the reserve PBRs I keep under the sink.
That bod on Lippy McSexy is just Hostess Twinkie level sugary good. It’s spongey, cream filled and has the shelf-life of gravel.
I’m not quite sure what both these scrotes think they’re grabbing in their pants. Herpes sores? Aluminum foil covered cucumber? Their spare supply of Tag BodyShots?
