Sunday, September 3, 2006
I, Douchebag
Here’s a classic college FratBag/TongueBag hybrid polluting two sexy little pellegrinos with his taint. You can just sense his douche presence oozing across campus like that less famous 50s horror film “The Scrote Blob.” Eventually the other students’ll have to lock him in the rec room and pour sugar free red bulls on him until his Tag bodyspray powers fade for good.
Figured it would be a nice ‘bag chaser to the Sunday hangover you’re battling. Or is that just me?
Dammit. Stupid douchebaggy vodka.
Wish I had my camera last night. It was like a HCwD plantation out on the streets of Los Angeles and I was Sharecropper Vic. I wanted to write up the Emancipation Douchemation and free the hotties forever…
