Sunday, September 17, 2006
Master'bag Theater
Two British gentlemen are sipping tea one aftertoon in London.
British Gentleman #1: “I say old chap, that man in the blue shirt with his collar turned up sure is a douchebag.”
British Gentleman #2: “Astute observation, my fine friend. And note his bizarrely sculpted hair. It’s greased worse than mother’s scones.”
British Gentleman #1: “How gauche to be seen in public like that. I’m positively upended.”
British Gentleman #2: “Yes, however observe the young blond gentlewoman to his right.”
British Gentleman #1: “I’d tap that ass.”
END SCENE.
Thank you… thank you…
