No more Leave it to Cleavite
Sadly, as happens from time to time, one of the rank scrotes whom we mocked here at HCwD writes in and asks to have their pic taken down. In this case, Mr. Cleavite was actually pretty cool about it:
DB1,
As a douchebag I am a real fan of the site. However, some of my overzealous douchebag buddies apparantky thought it woul dbe fun to submit to you a pic of me in all my douchebagginess. The douche picture which you entitled “Leave It to Cleave it” is in fact me. While I love the publicity, I have done a good job of disguising my douchebaggary at work. If this picture is seen by my employer I fear then I may be fired for being a douchebag, and also because the girl on the left is the XXXX’s daughter. So DB1 I respectfully request that you remove the picture entitled “Leave it to cleavite” (or at least black out my face). Thanks. Douche on!
Admitting to being a ‘bag is the first step towards recovery, Mr. Cleavite. And he did offer to let me black out his face. To keep those fantastic mammaries on the site, perhaps I’ll fire up my crappy photoshop skills and do just that…
