Wednesday, September 6, 2006
Simo Tri-Douche
I think it’s safe to say the only question surrounding this week old kangaroo booger’s status is whether he’s merely douchebag or is, in fact, uber-douchebag.
I’m leaning towards uber.
In fact we have an example of the rare and highly complex tri-douche move involving simultaneous scrote-tongue, retarded shocker, AND ‘bag head butt.
In a sense, it’s actually quite impressive.
Blondie has that Fleur de Lis “whatever you desire” L.A. Confidential look. She may not be cut to look like Lana Turner but she’d still make me go Russell Crowe on this douchebag.
