The 40 Year Old 'Baggin
Creepy old douchebags tend to gain a sort of anti-hero popularity on this site. Like when you’re young, utter scrote and snagging the hotties you’re a rank piece of ‘baggedness, but once you pass forty and you’re still pulling down the hotties, you’re like a douchebag Billy the Kid. Folk hero rebel ‘bag status has been attained merely for keeping your saggy nuts in the game.
I can appreciate that sentiment.
So it is in the spirit of the oldie McBag hero that I present this cheesy potato featured here. This ‘bag anti-hero has managed to snag two very tasty little popsicles. Not only that, but aside from the facial pubes, he’s sporting what appears to be CD Bling around his neck.
So bust ‘Bag Hand Gesture #72 in this turd’s saggy honor. He may look like the roadie for Metallica, but he’s got two handfuls of goodness. Which is two more than I have. Unless a can of PBR counts as “goodness.” And maybe it does. Maybe it does.
