The New Boob Review
The Power of Scrote in this pic is so overwhelming it compelled this young, drunk lass to expose herself. And being the sensitive ‘bag hunter that I am, I felt the need to protect our more impressionable readers with an appropriate coverup.
Yup, that little photoshop magic is Glinty, the first winner of our HCwD of the Month contest back in June.
See? I knew Glinty could perform a public service. Protecting this fine country from exposed boobies, Glinty’s exalted ‘bag status makes him the perfect head for the job.
As to this poor drunk Lohan, you can see her pushing this douchebag’s hand away with as much resistance to the Force o’ Bleeth that she can muster. Unfortunately this scenario doesn’t bode well as the Power of the ‘Bag appears to be too strong. What a total tool this David Schwimmer looking douche is. Let the poor girl alone, you skeezy punk.
As to the abs on display? Yes please.
