Friday, September 22, 2006
The Quarterbag
A reader snapped this pic of rookie NFL quarterback Matt Leinart doing his best douchebag impression as he speads his scrote on this poor young-Britney type hottie.
Oh who am I kidding? This guy’s a millionaire, buff, plays in the NFL and gets more tail than Wilt Chamberlain circa ’68. I’m sitting around in my robe sipping a plastic cup of the ‘Train and wondering if stuffing six Little Debbie’s Snack Cakes into my mouth at once would be physically possible.
Well, I can’t pull the hottie tail that Leinart does, and I sure ain’t making millions, but there’s one thing I can say to this guy: douchebag.
It helps a little.
