Saturday, September 23, 2006
You're a Stroce
Proving once again that ironic shirts proclaiming one’s douchitude are fast becoming a staple of the New Douche “look,” 180 Degree Hat ‘Bag here has pulled not one, not two, but three sexy signoritas.
That tiny little ball of hot in the middle, displaying tender veal chops and clad only in bra, makes my heart go tha-thump. And that’s in spite of her obvious early ‘Bag Infection status. Dig those mesh stockings too. She’s just dirrty in so many wrong ways.
Guess this lanky scrote’s having more success than my pickup line, “Wanna come back to my basement apartment and split some Hostess Cupcakes and a one liter bottle of Irish Rose?”
