Carl Spackler 'Bag
Yup, it’s the Bill Murray character from Caddyshack, all grown up, douched up, and on the prowl. I always knew Carl Spackler could slap on some old spice and a half-buttoned white shirt, and charm the ladies.
Blondie’s got that pre-baby Britney Spears thickness but I’d still become a Jesuit Priest and flaggelate myself with barbed wire just to polish the rhinestones on her belt.
But what’s up with Carl Spackler’s bottom buttons being undone? Is the new douchebag shirt look to undo both top AND bottom, allowing only a mid-level of covering? Or is he simply trying to show off some belly like his hottie’s doing, and is this a new douchebag trend — showing cleavage and bellies to match their chickas? Are the douchebag and hottie merging into one singularity of human consciousness?
