Claude and Bat Boy
You. Mustache Scrote. White Guy with the African wristband. You deserve a very special douchebag nickname.
I’ve gone through the list. I’ve pondered the ramifications of various monikers. And I’ve concluded there is only one for your shiny forehead douchiness.
Claude.
I’ve knighed you “Claude” because you don’t even deserve a funny nickname. You don’t get a nickname that plays off the word “douche” even. You just get “Claude.” And that’s what you get for holding up a fruity drink with the douchiest hand gesture this side of the double-sideways V.
And I haven’t forgotten about you on the right there. You’re the fourth douchebag this week to look like Derek Jeter. In fact you may be one of the other JeterBags on here. So for that, you get “Bat Boy.”
Hottie in the middle, you’re aging well, but I still advise you to run like the wind before Claude and Bat Boy get any friendlier.
