Hot Chicks With Douche Bags

Dawson's Scrote

I’m not sure when Katie Holmes traded in Tom Cruise for Ross from Friends. But given Cruise is nuttier than Mel Gibson’s psyche, I’m not sure that’s that much of a downgrade.

But enough with the Hollywood allusions.

Let us celebrate this sweet cuddly Princess and her dorky friend. I’m not really sure he’s that much of a ‘bag. In fact I’m kinda psyched for the guy. He knows it’s all downhill from here. And that realization’s gotta suck when you’re only 19.