Frogger
Vis a vis all the JeterBags, looks like I’ve been posting repeat douchebags without even knowing it in the past few days. That’s what I get for having a brain addled by too much ‘Train and that soft, chocolately goodness of the Hostess HoHos. They melt in your mouth, 600 calories of pure sugary goodness.
Unlike Frogger here. Who deserves a nice stingray barb to the heart, Erwin style. I don’t know what safari he thinks he’s going on, but those sunglasses deserve to be inserted rectally on this pube covered monstrosity.
Chicka ain’t the hottest crayon in the ocean, but it’s Friday, I’m already half drunk, and she beats sitting on my rug picking crumbs out of the sofa.