HCwD of the Week: Classic Scrote Edition
Back to basics this week in our HCwD contest. Four classic levis jeans type of douchebags polluting hotties with their wrongness for your consideration. Each feature the telltale signs, the overconfident douchey facial expressions. The bling, the grease and the scruff. Wait, wasn’t that a late 1970s Fleetwood Mac album, “The Bling, the Grease and the Scruff”? I loved that album.
HCwD of the Week #1: Gassy McBling
A true classic douchebag with two fantastic balls of cuddle. The greasy head alone sends this pic into Hall of Scrote consideration.
HCwD of the Week #2: Wrong
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Any pink Izod with popped collar is a friend of mine. And by “friend” I mean spew. Drunky Pinkbag defines wrongness and so he received a rare dictionary definition with his original posting. As with Gassy, it’s a HCHCD threesome, ramping up the head banging factor with a double set of hot.
And that hottie in the middle is one healthy womb. I would make many, many babies with her, then read from the book of Ezekiel by candle light.
HCwD of the week #3: Classic Poo
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Yup.
Really doesn’t need much more said about it other than if this pick doesn’t send a man to drink, I don’t know what will.
HCwD of the Week #4: Spanky
I hate to add a fourth to the voting but there were so many candidates last week it’s hard to narrow this one down. Spanky makes it on the strength of the uber-hotness of his hottie, not to mention perhaps the douchiest bandana / sunglasses combo this side of Grieco himself.
Honorable mention to 28 Douchebags Later, Gummi Lips and Pacified, all three of whom just missed the cut. If either of those strike your douchebaggy/hottie fancy, feel free to add a write-in vote.
So what say you, ‘bags and hotties? Cast your vote in the comments thread and remember to factor in not only the angryness of the douchebaggery, but the hotness of the hottie.
A great HCwD pic is a balancing act. A Yin and Yang of scrote and hot. A… you get the picture. Vote or die.
