HCwD of the Week: PooBag Edition
I’m not sure what exactly PooBag means but it’s my new favorite word. It just summoms up the douche essence of poo that so many of these ‘bags feature, while at the same time sounding like a cuddly character from a children’s novel. That being said, lets get to the scrote:
HCwD #1: Greased Lightning
Whoever made the comment about the spindley T-Rex arms, I can’t get that out of my mind. Maybe this douche’ll dive in and save his hottie if she gets attacked by velociraptors. Generally he doesn’t look like that much of a ‘bag, but then there’s the frosted hair. Which equates to at least a level one douche-alert.
And of course, the fact he’s cuttling an extremely sexy hottie and I’m sitting here watching my fruit of the looms lose elasticity by the day.
HCwD #2: Low Collars and Dirt
When you’re attemping to show the same amount of cleavite as your date, you are officially a giant poo’bag.
Those collars alone merit inclusion in the HCwDotW contest for this ball o’ scrote. His hottie does have a bit too much chin, but with legs that award winning I’m willing to bow down to the hotness and beg to lick her third toe.
HCwD #3: Bubble Couch ‘Bag
I’m not sure why this smug little jelly stain is still bothering me. Maybe it’s how bright eyed happy his sweet cucumber seems to be in his presence. The way she perches on his leg. Eagerly. Excited. Maybe it’s how fantastically cute she is. This is a great example where the HC side of the equation outweighs the DB side, although this putz definitely qualifies as scrote.
Or maybe it’s just that douchey bubble couch.
Have at it folks. Vote by entering your winning selection in the comments section of this post. You can vote anonymously if you haven’t created a profile. And if you’re wondering about Rack of Lamb and Gassy McBling (a definite finalist), they’ll be in next week’s contest.
What say you?
