Sunday, October 22, 2006
Knock Knock
A: Who’s there?
Q: Two douchebags polluting hotties in a wood paneled basement.
A: Two douchebags polluting hotties in a wood paneled basement, who?
Q: That’s it. Just two douchebags polluting hotties in a wood paneled basement.
A: But that’s not a joke.
Q: I agree.
A: Then what are you doing here?
Q: Just looking for a package of HoHos.
A: Oh, then you’re in the wrong place. Go down to the end of the block, take a left, and walk two blocks up. You’ll see a deli on the corner of the next intersection.
Q: Great, thanks!
A: No problem.