Monday, October 9, 2006
More Fun with Mangina
We first featured The Mangina on the site a few weeks ago, and here he is again, back to announce his douchitude in yet more scrotey ways.
Now I suppose if I had the Facehugger from Alien: Resurrection living inside my chest, I might want to show it off in a club, too. Then again, if I had a giant orange potato-head, I’d never leave the house.
Seriously, if we planted this turtle turd’s head in some soil, could we grow orange potatoes? Or would they be yams? Or would a giant douche tree grow which would sprout gel-flowers every spring with that lovely odor of Tag Bodyspray mixed with Old Spice? Or maybe we should just pour a bucket of herbicide on his spud and be done with it.
