Natalie and the Billionaire 'Bag
Natalie Portman, the future ex-Mrs. DB1, is apparently dating some Eurotrash billionaire douchebag who’s real name, for the purposes of this blog, will simply be “Eurotrash Billionaire Douchebag” (EBD).
While there’s not yet any photo evidence of the two of them together, it’s enough for me to condemn this douche to eternal douchitude simply for considering looking at my future ex-wife.
Yeah, I’m talkin’ to you, billionaire boy. Other than having money, being charming, and not being an unemployed alcoholic hooked on cheap wine, what do you have over me?
Nat, dump this tool and come sit with me on my rug and enjoy the tasty treat of Hostess Cupcakes and Chocodiles while we sip red plastic cups of Night Train and listen to my Genesis CDs. And if you’re lucky, I’ll show you my moles.
