Hot Chicks With Douche Bags

Pat-thetic

I know. I shouldn’t keep doing this to you. But how could I resist one more of everyone’s favorite androgyne?

Besides, it takes serious work to get a face that shiny. Observe its shinyness as opposed to the less shiny face of the women who actually ARE wearing makeup. That’s gotta be some sort of record.

I’m also a huge fan of whomever framed up this photo. I’m moved by the use of negative purple space. As if to say, “Behold! Douche does not float.”