Shiny McCheeks
Ah, the double sideways V sign. Douchebag Hand Gesture #58. We haven’t seen one of these on the site in awhile. Nor have we seen elephant pants. Shiny McCheeks here doesn’t deserve two angels curling up in his lap. He deserves a straw full of termites shoved up his nose. Where they’ll hopefully burrow into his brain. Resulting in a new mutant hybrid, the Termite ‘Bag.
Not that termites are particularly dangerous. They’re simply small and annoying insects. Like parachute pants boy here. I want to hang him by his feet off a cliff like Ahnuld in “Commando,” then come up with some witticism before dropping him. Something like, “Your cheeks are shiny.” Granted it’s not the best one-liner, but it would still result in dropping him off a cliff. So in that sense, it’s Shakespeare.
